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Chick Norris facts
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:06 am
by Sangoma
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-n ... p-50-facts
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Re: Chick Norris facts
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:49 pm
by DikTracy6000
Chuck Norris works out with super models and makes more money from commercials than neurosurgeons.
Re: Chick Norris facts
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:47 pm
by beefheart
90's nostalgia already?
Re: Chick Norris facts
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 12:55 am
by buckethead
I thought this thread was about his wife
Re: Chick Norris facts
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:35 am
by Sangoma
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Re: Chick Norris facts
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 2:16 am
by Turdacious
Chuck Norris once front kicked a sparring partner so hard the guys neck leeengthened, he bought thirteeen cats, and got caught peeering over bathroom stalls.
Re: Chick Norris facts
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:47 am
by kreator
Great thread idea
Re: Chick Norris facts
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 4:49 am
by buckethead
kreator wrote:Great thread idea
But who is Chick Norris? This place confuses me
Re: Chick Norris facts
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2016 7:53 am
by Crust Bucket
buckethead wrote:But who is Chick Norris? This place confuses me
