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I have asked this before either here or somewhere else, I can not remember.

But anyway, this morning in the shower I pee'd SIGNIFICANTLY higher than my head.

I refuse to believe any of you can do this in your decrepit boomer brokedick states.

But go ahead and make your false claims about how you can match my virility.

You have an under-sized prostate

Like holding a beachball underwater is easy in the beginning but becomes impossible to keep submerged before it eventually erupts to the surface, I'm picking up a homosexual vibe that cannot be denied.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Never speak to me or my powerful urine stream again.

Yes, when you're on your knees before me in the shower, I can pee over your head. Or on it, if you prefer.

A little prostate massage by Shape and you'll be bouncing pee off the ceiling. You know you want to.

johno wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:43 am A little prostate massage by Shape and you'll be bouncing pee off the ceiling. You know you want to.

Maybe after some ping pong and pizza.

And of course none of you can do it.

Just as I knew.

If this thread does not resurrect Garm, nothing will.

I guess when you have no lifts or feats of strength worth bragging about you have to talk about how you can pee.

Give me a couple of weeks, B16, and I'll be right there beside you

climber511 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:34 pm I guess when you have no lifts or feats of strength worth bragging about you have to talk about how you can pee.

Don't be sad.

See, I told all you fuckers...Benji is 100 percent homo, not that there's anything wrong with that...and now we know he's into water sports. Most likely he's down with drinking his own piss straight from the fountain. Jesus you twisted little dweeb wtf happened to you? Do you want me to video me taking a piss and send it to you?

This thread needs a theme song.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVH5sKUlPg

probably not, though I can pee on your head, no problem.

I'm sure Mickey can

He's a manlet though.

I am tall w long torso.

bennyonesix wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:29 pm He's a manlet though.

I am tall w long torso.

Do you have any extra vertebrae in your neck?

No