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Eggs and Beets salad sandwich
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:53 am
by nafod
Delicious, but read this first. I was prepping my last will and testament the next day.
Sangoma, why didn’t you warn us (me)?
https://thespinoff.co.nz/food/26-09-201 ... -beetroot/
Re: Eggs and Beets salad sandwich
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:05 am
by Turdacious
I recommend it highly the day before a workplace drug test.
Re: Eggs and Beets salad sandwich
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 5:14 am
by Sangoma
Getting worried about pissing blood? Are you a girl?
Re: Eggs and Beets salad sandwich
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:05 pm
by nafod
It wasn’t the pissing.
Re: Eggs and Beets salad sandwich
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 7:33 pm
by Turdacious
Was it something you like better when it smells like pineapple juice?
Re: Eggs and Beets salad sandwich
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 10:24 pm
by nafod
I thought my entire digestive track had disintegrated, and wondered how I was still alive.
Turns out I don’t digest whatever it is that makes beets red.
Re: Eggs and Beets salad sandwich
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 11:25 pm
by Sangoma
A decade ago I had a kidney stone, and there was frank blood in my urine at the time. Couple of years later I go to the toilet in the morning and voila, looks like blood again. Annoying more than anything. So I get myself tested with the Dextrostix - all perfect. Then I realised it was the borsh my wife made the day before. Lots of beetroot in it.
Re: Eggs and Beets salad sandwich
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 6:46 pm
by Fat Cat
Beets are godly.
Re: Eggs and Beets salad sandwich
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 6:59 pm
by nafod
My wife just made more egg & beet salad. At least I'm prepared this time.
Re: Eggs and Beets salad sandwich
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2021 4:31 pm
by lasalle
This content is gold. The board must live on.
Re: Eggs and Beets salad sandwich
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2021 5:28 pm
by Fat Cat
nafod wrote: ↑Tue Feb 09, 2021 6:59 pm
My wife just made more egg & beet salad. At least I'm prepared this time.
I had a beet and cucumber salad last night and thought of you.
Re: Eggs and Beets salad sandwich
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2021 7:05 pm
by nafod
Fat Cat wrote: ↑Wed Feb 10, 2021 5:28 pm
nafod wrote: ↑Tue Feb 09, 2021 6:59 pm
My wife just made more egg & beet salad. At least I'm prepared this time.
I had a beet and cucumber salad last night and thought of you.
Ha!
It was the cucumber, right?
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