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Mortal Instruments

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:59 pm
by TerryB
Am I gay if I see this movie?

I need to know before I offer a review.

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Re: Mortal Instruments

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:35 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
Obviously, you're gay when you see any movie.

Re: Mortal Instruments

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:55 pm
by TerryB
:ponder

Re: Mortal Instruments

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:48 pm
by baffled
So what? This place is accepting of all views and lifestyles.

Let it fly pronto

Re: Mortal Instruments

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:58 pm
by TerryB
baffled wrote:Let it fly pronto
It was ok.

Re: Mortal Instruments

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:59 pm
by baffled
What a fag

Re: Mortal Instruments

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:02 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
4/5 gay

Re: Mortal Instruments

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:05 pm
by TerryB
baffled wrote:What a fag
I DIDN'T REALLY SEE IT

A GUY WHO SAW IT SAID IT WAS OK

Re: Mortal Instruments

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:13 pm
by baffled
DrDonkeyLove wrote:4/5 gay
I think this score here is pretty accurate.... but then pronto said this:
I DIDN'T REALLY SEE IT

A GUY WHO SAW IT SAID IT WAS OK
and I think we can safely give this whole fiasco a 5/5 for the raging denial, yes?

Re: Mortal Instruments

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:14 pm
by DARTH
That's so ghey it makes my asshole itch.

Re: Mortal Instruments

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:40 pm
by TerryB
A man can't watch a teenage vampire/love story movie with a handsome blonde male star without being called gay??

This is the 21st century m8s

Re: Mortal Instruments

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:03 am
by JimZipCode
Ok, but follow up with the important details. Who's the chick on the left, in that movie still you posted?

Re: Mortal Instruments

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:00 am
by Protobuilder
JimZipCode wrote:Ok, but follow up with the important details. Who's the chick on the left, in that movie still you posted?
Clarissa "Clary" Adele Fray (also referred to as Fairchild and Morgenstern) is described to have long, curly red hair and bright green eyes. She is very small and thin and often viewed as younger than she actually is. Clary is an artist and in the first book, City of Bones, she believes she is a mundane, or a human without angelic powers. It is later revealed she is in fact a Shadowhunter, or a human with angelic qualities. Clary is described as being incredibly stubborn and often rushes into dangerous situations without thinking about the consequences. Her best friend in the series is Simon Lewis and she is dating Jace Lightwood. She is devastated by the fact that the guy she loves is actually her brother. But eventually she realizes that it is not true.

Re: Mortal Instruments

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:07 pm
by TerryB
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terry B. wrote:
JimZipCode wrote:Ok, but follow up with the important details. Who's the chick on the left, in that movie still you posted?
Clarissa "Clary" Adele Fray (also referred to as Fairchild and Morgenstern) is described to have long, curly red hair and bright green eyes. She is very small and thin and often viewed as younger than she actually is. Clary is an artist and in the first book, City of Bones, she believes she is a mundane, or a human without angelic powers. It is later revealed she is in fact a Shadowhunter, or a human with angelic qualities. Clary is described as being incredibly stubborn and often rushes into dangerous situations without thinking about the consequences. Her best friend in the series is Simon Lewis and she is dating Jace Lightwood. She is devastated by the fact that the guy she loves is actually her brother. But eventually she realizes that it is not true.