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The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:21 am
by Bram
I liked the first one, barring the initial 45 minutes of Dwarves dancing and doing the dishes.
The sequel was long, boring, repetitive, humorless and stuffed with unnecessary scenes that weren't in the book.
Probably 25 Orcs were decapitated as but one example of repetition.
I almost fell asleep in the final 15 minutes.
And the 3D didn't really add anything to the film, but is probably the reason I left the theater with a slight headache.
Re: The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:51 am
by Kazuya Mishima
Confirms the initial criticism of this series...they're making THREE movies out of that one book?
Need more filler!!!
Re: The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:57 am
by Herv100
Bram wrote:I liked the first one, barring the initial 45 minutes of Dwarves dancing and doing the dishes.
I tried to watch that shit twice, and fell asleep both times. 45 minutes in and they hadn't even left Bilbo's goddamn house.
This is what happens when you try to stretch one medium-length book in the three movies out of pure greed.
Re: The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:28 pm
by nafod
I'm waiting for the pron movie ripoffs of the series.
Re: The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:07 pm
by TerryB
I saw it.
Re: The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:17 pm
by Grandpa's Spells
I remember Lord of the Rings, last 25 minutes of last film not withstanding, to be really solid. Haven't been able to get past minute 15 of the first Hobbit yet.
Re: The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:41 pm
by TerryB
I saw it again.
Re: The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:53 pm
by Herv100
protobuilder wrote:I saw it again.
Neat
Re: The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:01 pm
by Batboy2/75
I'm surprised they didn't have Thorin, Gandalf, Bilbo, and the gang stop in at a Burger King while on their way to the Lonely Mountain.
Fucking pile of dog shit.
Re: The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:57 am
by DrDonkeyLove
I only slept a little bit through this episode so it was better than its predecessor. CGI was great. Dwarf's were boring as fuck. The dragon was the best character. Astoundingly, the theater was full.
I have a thing for Canadian girls (Evangeline Lilly) which helped keep me awake.
Re: The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:50 pm
by Polo Tomasi
nafod wrote:I'm waiting for the pron movie ripoffs of the series.
Lord of the Cock Rings?
Re: The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:26 pm
by nafod
DrDonkeyLove wrote:I only slept a little bit through this episode so it was better than its predecessor. CGI was great. Dwarf's were boring as fuck. The dragon was the best character. Astoundingly, the theater was full.
I have a thing for Canadian girls (Evangeline Lilly) which helped keep me awake.
They finish breakfast yet?