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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:06 am
by DARTH
Guns, Training Equipment, Entertainment Items and Household Products.
I.G. has it all.

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:16 pm
by Fat Cat
Jeek, do you take the ballgag out when you do your household chores or does she make you keep it in? Fucking bitch.

Re: Mr. Clean Magic Eraser

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:19 pm
by Garm
Jack wrote:I recommend having a few on hand for counters and such, they are very handy.
And sized just right for that frilly calico apron's pocket, eh?

Can you say 'bitchfaggot'? I think you can.

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:55 pm
by Hagbard
WTF?! Did you cede your balls as well as your cock when you got married?

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:23 pm
by Fat Cat
Jack wrote:I got no problem admitting I help with the housework.
Pussy. What kind of man are you?

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:01 pm
by Schlegel
I don't know, a man can do just about anything with the proper motivation.
Multiple MILFs have told me that, although they felt silly admitting it, the sight of a man working in the kitchen was a huge turn-on. Since I like to cook, I was not averse to testing the info for correspondence to reality.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:25 pm
by Fat Cat
Bitches lie.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:27 pm
by Hagbard
Fat Cat wrote:Bitches lie.
First thing my little cousin ever said, except it was "girls lie".

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:56 pm
by Crust Bucket
Ralph wrote:First thing my little cousin ever said, except it was "girls lie".
Yours too?!
Same thing with mine and I think she was about 4 at the time. #-o

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:05 pm
by Hagbard
Crusty wrote:
Ralph wrote:First thing my little cousin ever said, except it was "girls lie".
Yours too?!
Same thing with mine and I think she was about 4 at the time. #-o
When my cousin was starting to try to talk we spent a day drinking beer while repeating girls lie girls lie girls lie, my pop, uncle and i until he was repeating it then we sent him over to mommy.

His older sis' first word was 'nake', short for snake, which is what my uncle calls my aunt.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:34 pm
by Schlegel
Fat Cat wrote:Bitches lie.
They backed up their words on this one. It doesn't matter as much to the younger ones, but after about 30, women adore a man who can use their kitchen with authority and panache.

They melt like butter in a skillet.

The kitchen and the bedroom are the two most important rooms in a house. Basic appetites are connected.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:36 pm
by Fat Cat
Here's a tip, hamster boy: real men are married, don't give a fuck what women want, and get they meals cooked for them.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:05 pm
by PC Polar Circle Person
Bitches don't know how to cook. I do BJJ, fuck, cook, eat and enjoy myself in various ways, but that's it. The shit bitches cook not only tastes like shit, but it will kill you. True knowledge.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:44 pm
by Grandpa's Spells
Mr Sticks wrote:I do BJJ, fuck, cook, eat and enjoy myself in various ways, but that's it.
Start your job!

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:43 pm
by Garm
Schlegel wrote:Multiple MILFs have told me that, although they felt silly admitting it, the sight of a man working in the kitchen was a huge turn-on.
That's because they've been dominated by their husbands for years and are looking into taking an alpha role as a change of pace. Did she also get on top during the act? QED.

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:14 am
by Batboy2/75
Jack wrote:Ruf, what are you saying, you don't help? I got no problem admitting I help with the housework.

They're good for tires too, remember that for your next gay biker rally G.
YOU'RE A FAG!!!!!!

A real mans responsiblities in the home are: Bringing home the bacon, disciplining children, fixing shit that is broken, yard work, and fucking the wife.

Shit dude, does she at least bring out the jar and let you look at your balls every once in a while?

BB2/75

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:25 am
by Skinny
Batboy2/75 wrote:
A real mans responsiblities in the home are: Bringing home the bacon, disciplining children, fixing shit that is broken, yard work, and fucking the wife.

BB2/75
Another piece of true knowledge here.
I would add keeping yourself in a combat condition both intellectually and physically to be able to protect the family and bring money home.

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:40 pm
by Fat Cat
Jack wrote:avatar + beret + french + BB = full on homofag.
Here's a little bit of history for you jEEk: Franco was Spanish. Yep.

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:49 pm
by Batboy2/75
Jack wrote:avatar + beret + french + BB = full on homofag.

Real men help, assholes make excuses. Stop your lieman douche lama attack.
Jeke,

Pull the strap on out of your ass, man the fuck up, and go out tell your wife you're not doing the dishes anymore.

She gives you any lip, chain her to the Maytag and grudge fucker in the ass & reapeat as needed.

Hey, I love my wife and kids also, I show them my love by acting like a man.

BB2/75

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:55 pm
by Batboy2/75
Fat Cat wrote:
Jack wrote:avatar + beret + french + BB = full on homofag.
Here's a little bit of history for you jEEk: Franco was Spanish. Yep.
Franco: Certified fucking war hero, killing rag heads. Gained national fame by executing cowards that were turning a retreat into a route. Youngest general in Europe at the time of his promotion. Saved Spain from the atheist and Commies. Helped save Jews from the Nazis. Refused to join Hitler in his mad schemes. Defender of the Faith and all around bad mother fucker.

Plus, he didn't do dishes.

BB2/75

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:46 pm
by Fat Cat
Batboy2/75 wrote:Saved Spain from the atheist and Commies.
Shit negro, that's all you had to say.

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:32 am
by Batboy2/75
Jack wrote:Beret = fag
You're just jealous that they never let you have one while you were in the airforce.

BB2/75

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:48 pm
by Batboy2/75
Jack wrote:Every one wears them now, which is some sad assed UN kowtow bullshit IMO. Ruined the prestige of it, for US Forces anyway. JMO.

Also, it's pretty sad that you have to flame a product endorsement, you must have a pretty boring life, regardless of this bluster about manhood.
Jack,

You're the guy that has posted porn in peoples training logs.Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

For a guy that has so much interest in porn, you're kind of up tight.

No harm, I'm just bust'n your chops, breaking your balls etc.

BB2/75