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Jeeke Hatin' Hats
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:30 pm
by Garm
Got one from No Jeeke Sporting Goods, at
http://www.cafepress.com/JeekeSport. It turns out that they think Jeeke is the Mount Everest of the Web - they hate him because he's there. Anyway, the brim is ultra-sporty, comfortable, and a babe magnet. In fact, when I go to the pool I have to leave the hat at home or else all the teenybopper poon within range will begin to discharge vaginal mucous at a visible rate and experience spontaneous orgasm. A fellow my age just can't handle all that action at once.
Jeeke Hatin' Hats - the Schiznit.
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:58 pm
by bigpeach
I received mine as well, and damn if it isn't a fine lookin' hat. The soft white color highlights my tan skin and devastatingly handsome green eyes. The only improvements could be 1) a bigger no-jeekes image, and 2) a stitched-on image, but for the money, these cannot be beat!
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:36 pm
by lopa
I got close to having a jeeke-hatin' mug but as I ran it over I will never have the experience of having a cup of jeeke-hatin' tea.
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:37 pm
by Fat Cat
lopa wrote:I got close to having a jeeke-hatin' mug but as I ran it over I will never have the experience of having a cup of jeeke-hatin' tea.
Mailman left it in the driveway?
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:40 pm
by lopa
right in front of the garage instead of the door. I was concentrating on not running over my 3 jeeke-hatin' dogs.
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:41 pm
by Fat Cat
You could still choke someone with some jeek-hatin' ceramic shards.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:07 am
by Crust Bucket
lopa wrote:I got close to having a jeeke-hatin' mug but as I ran it over I will never have the experience of having a cup of jeeke-hatin' tea.
Oh that's a damn crime where I'm from.
Ya gotta make this knucklehead pay, maybe a nice pepper spray in the face as you cut him with whatevers left of the ceramic.
