COFFEE ISN'T REAL. DO THE MATH. NOT ENOUGH BEANS. THINK IT THROUGH

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Can you explain your work?

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But I closed!
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Anybody ever try a coffee enema?
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Luke wrote: Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:44 pm Can you explain your work?
Motherfucker ain't no way there are enough beans


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THERE ARE NOT ENOIGH BEANS IT'S PROBABLY DIRT AND SAWDUST AND CHICORY


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You have got me thinking.

Everyday, all over the world, the number of coffees consumed...these plantations would have to be regenerating all the damn time! The entire globe would almost need to be a coffee plant. Benny! You've made me see through the looking glass.


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Dude do the math. Hectares per cup x cups consumed x turnover of crop

Coffee plants producing more than one vastly undersized harvest a year doesn't solve anything.


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BENNY WHAT DO WE DO?! HEEELLPPPP. HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPP.

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Benny, you are a moron.
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Luke wrote: Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:05 am BENNY WHAT DO WE DO?! HEEELLPPPP. HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPP.
I still drink whatever "coffee" is. Some of it tastes good. I pretend the stuff I like has a high % of actual beans (it doesn't).


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Sangoma wrote: Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:12 am Benny, you are a moron.
Thanks, man

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I roast green beans, so my coffee is real.
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It's called injection moulding

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