Eggs and Beets salad sandwich

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Eggs and Beets salad sandwich

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Delicious, but read this first. I was prepping my last will and testament the next day.

Sangoma, why didn’t you warn us (me)?

https://thespinoff.co.nz/food/26-09-201 ... -beetroot/
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I recommend it highly the day before a workplace drug test.
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Getting worried about pissing blood? Are you a girl?
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It wasn’t the pissing.
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Was it something you like better when it smells like pineapple juice?
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I thought my entire digestive track had disintegrated, and wondered how I was still alive.

Turns out I don’t digest whatever it is that makes beets red.
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A decade ago I had a kidney stone, and there was frank blood in my urine at the time. Couple of years later I go to the toilet in the morning and voila, looks like blood again. Annoying more than anything. So I get myself tested with the Dextrostix - all perfect. Then I realised it was the borsh my wife made the day before. Lots of beetroot in it.
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Beets are godly.
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My wife just made more egg & beet salad. At least I'm prepared this time.
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nafod wrote: Tue Feb 09, 2021 6:59 pm My wife just made more egg & beet salad. At least I'm prepared this time.
I had a beet and cucumber salad last night and thought of you. :butthead:
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Fat Cat wrote: Wed Feb 10, 2021 5:28 pm
nafod wrote: Tue Feb 09, 2021 6:59 pm My wife just made more egg & beet salad. At least I'm prepared this time.
I had a beet and cucumber salad last night and thought of you. :butthead:
Ha!

It was the cucumber, right?

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