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So this man and woman in a nursing home strike up a little romance. They can't really do much, but once in a while she holds onto his dick while they sit and watch tv. One day she goes over to his room and sees her best friend in his room. They're watching TV and she's holding onto his dick. She goes out into the hall and starts crying. He goes out into the hall and asks what's wrong. She says "what's she got that I don't?" He says "Parkinson's."
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