What do you read to your kids?

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What do you read to your kids?

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I'm looking for some recommendations on what to read to my son. We do read the usual suspects -- Seuss, Carle, any board book he feels like chewing on), but I'd like some different stuff that doesn't necessarily have to be a children's book (no pron, EZ and company) or even a baby book; he's 4 months old, and really anything will do for him.

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Richard Scarry's Busy Busy World!!

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My dad read me this all the time when I was little. I loved it!

Also, cute kid you got there!!

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The absolutely gorgeous baby Jack is a bit young for these books, but stow them in your wheel house for later. My kids loved these books from the point when they could read and still love them, and they made them a whiz at history!
I learned more from reading these books than I ever did in school.
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"Where the Wild Things Are" and "The Giving Tree" were favorites with the pre-reading children.
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The Bible. It is obviously.
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Screaming Flying Monkey wrote:"Where the Wild Things Are" and "The Giving Tree" were favorites with the pre-reading children.
Add "Old Turtle" to the above two...He won't have a clue at that age, but the kids have loved that book without stoppage.

"Good Night, Good Night, Construction Site" is a big hit with my son and I'd imagine your little one will like the images.

The "Bing Bunny" books if you can find them.

The "Llama Llama" books.

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Goodnight Moon.

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When he's a little older, The Captain Underpants series is pretty damn funny.
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The book has a finger puppet installed-- it will be as fun as you can make it.

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Gossie and Gertie books by Oliver Dunrea were a favorite

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I can't believe I was just posting animated gif's of Lisa Ann in the Random Gif thread and now I'm over here recommending children's books a few posts back...


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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:I can't believe I was just posting animated gif's of Lisa Ann in the Random Gif thread and now I'm over here recommending children's books a few posts back...
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All my kids are old and now I read to my Granddaughter, enjoy every moment of it.

"A Light in the Attic"
"Where the Sidewalk Ends"

When he gets older and is in elementary school read "The Hobbit" to him and with him

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Hymen Asshole wrote:All my kids are old and now I read to my Granddaughter, enjoy every moment of it.

"A Light in the Attic"
"Where the Sidewalk Ends"

When he gets older and is in elementary school read "The Hobbit" to him and with him
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When my kids were a bit older I read all of the Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, a lot of the classics, to them out loud. We read at bed time and on long car rides. It was wonderful. I can't wait for grandchildren!!
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Lord of the Rings
The Hobbit

I also tell my niece and nephew stories from Grimm's and random other Germanic myths. They enjoy it.

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"Guess how much I love you" by mcbratney
Anything by boyinton
Toot and puddles
Knufflebunny
Monster at the End of the Book
Stinky Cheese man
Wish for wings that work- by berkley breathed
Pete and Pickles
Pirates don't change diapers
Click clack quackity quack
Fluffy scourge of the sea

Hope that helps. Gotta mix it up or you will be reading the same shit everyday.

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One music recommendation -
Both of my girls listen to Brother Iz to this day to sleep peacefully
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyQGn6E3Lcg
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With a stylish at like that? That juggernaut has to be into pron!


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This should get the little rug monkey started. Chances are pretty good he's fan already.
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I second Good Night Moon.

Stuff with good rhythm and rhymes they seem to appreciate. Sandra Boynton's books are awesome.

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Mostly, he'll like pictures. Show him pictures and just tell him stories. Especially pictures of babies and smiling people. They can recognize smiles at this age. :)
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