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Decided to try one now that they got rid of the chemical also used to make yoga mats that healthy type folks objected to. Bread tasted dry and stale. It may be better for me, but tastes terrible. Probably the last one I'll ever eat.

Subway has been shit for 10-15 years

Potbelly's = No can defend

Have you homos got a Firehouse Subs nearby? Their Italian sub is one of the best I've ever had.

I'm ideologically opposed to Firehouse Subs.

I've never once thought, "You know what would make this sandwich better? If a fireman made it!"

Fuck them! It's a stupid gimmick!

I mean, if I want a fire put out, OK, call a fireman. But I don't want them making sandwiches in their shitty sausage-infested firehouse.

This annoys me to no end.

Now that I think about it, there's no good reason to make sandwiches in or on a subway.

Damn.

Can anyone open a sandwich shop that makes sense??

I dont eat that crap anyway.

I used to get the footlong meatball sub.

That's pretty good. I'd get it with a little onion on it.

A tactical sandwich,taht would be something.

Proto = troubled soul + sexual deviant

tactical footlongs

hmmm

Proto's new sammich: footlong meatball rectal berry blaster. Jared will sell the shit out of this.

Think your on to something there shape!

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Not all subways are created equal and you have to get a good sandwich artist,you know, one who doesn't pile the paltry amount of toppings he's allotted you to the middle of the bread and then putting on just enough mayonnaise to slightly moiston the rock hard pithy tomato slice he absentmindedly chose for you. That shit PISSES ME OFF. I stick with the one run by the Iranian family down the road where the headscarfed matriarch makes sure you eat your vegetables! Definitely avoid any sandwich artist who looks like she could eat a jar of mayonnaise with a spoon and probably does so regularly. These types don't know that bread isnt supposed to crumble into dust while you're eating or how to use "just the right amount" of salt-n-pepper-blend. Its an art, I'm telling you, an art. Best subway sandwich I ever had was in college made by one of the volunteer firemen from across the street. And while he was making it, a one armed hooker came in with her friend and started going off on how shed gotten stiffed for a blow job cause she only used one hand.

Now shit is getting interesting

Jersey Mikes is better and so is Penn Station East Coast Subs

Mr. Sub was the king of submarine sandwiches.

the sandwich is properly called a hoagie and no self-respecting human enters a subway

I don't know how far its spread but we've got a sandwich place out here called "Which Wich" that is doing a good sandwich. It can be a bit of a pain but once you get it dialed in you'll be satisfied. You basically grab a bag that's got a bunch of ingredients on it and you mark off all that you want and it's a pretty extensive list. They'll even do it "skinny" where they pull out some of the bread from the crust. But, you can drop close to 10 bucks for a fucking sandwich.

So I was in Korea in some dive bar in Pusan fucking around with this bar girl and it was my turn to pick up some beer. I have my little Korean girl go up to the bar and she comes back with this tray in one hand with about 10 beers on it and I'm all like damn that's some serious arm strength and everybody's laughing...hey dipshit, she's only got one arm. Fuck I've been digging my fingers in her ass for an hour and didn't even realize she had one arm. It's not like you should be looking for that.

JDub wrote:Jersey Mikes is better and so is Penn Station East Coast Subs

Jersey Mike's is ok, but for chains, only Primo's is Liam Neesons and Bruce Willie class.

You retards need to stay out of chain sandwich shops. Period.
You'll do better in almost any hero shop or pizzeria in Brooklyn or on Long Island.
Probably Philly, too. All I know there is Reading Terminal Market.

The Ginger Beard Man wrote:You retards need to stay out of chain sandwich shops. Period.
You'll do better in almost any hero shop or pizzeria in Brooklyn or on Long Island.
Probably Philly, too. All I know there is Reading Terminal Market.

This^ chains are all shit.most delis including some in grocery stores are better.

Wegmans.
I wish we had them here. They can make a sandwich.

The Ginger Beard Man wrote:Wegmans.
I wish we had them here. They can make a sandwich.

I will buy you a Wegmans sandwich next Saturday.

Publix deli kicks the shit out of any chain sandwich shop I've ever eaten in.