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Turdacious
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What hat should I wear to match the rest of my outfit?
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Giant foam cowboy hat.
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Grandpa's Spells
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I saw some motherfucker wearing a Vietnamese conical straw hat a couple weeks ago. Get one of those.
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Was it an IGxer starring in Rambo II?Grandpa's Spells wrote:I saw some motherfucker wearing a Vietnamese conical straw hat a couple weeks ago. Get one of those.
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Giant novelty cheese hat.
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Under no circumstances should you buy a trilby OR a fedora. You'll end up joining the mens rights movement and arguing with feminists on twitter.
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Can't wear the fedora in good conscience.
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Re: Hats
A jimmy hat for protection
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ok, mr hammer, i'll bite. what style yarmulke do you rock?
satin or suede?
do you tuck your side locks under your lid?
satin or suede?
do you tuck your side locks under your lid?
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Hebrew Hammer
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Knit, probably computer programmed, with a picture of Peter from family guy, which my son got for me.. No side locks, but I leave some sideburn so as to avoid rounding the corner of my head. (Lev. 19:27)dead man walking wrote:ok, mr hammer, i'll bite. what style yarmulke do you rock?
satin or suede?
do you tuck your side locks under your lid?
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You guys need to do better-- this thread isn't living up to glass closet standards set by either the pants or shoes threads.
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Re: Hats
If you're gonna wear jeans and boots then you need to wear Billy Jack's hat. Especially if you know hapkido.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfOuJ93sIog[/youtube]
This video’s for all you stupid fucking trolls and haters online–saying mean and hurtful things about fedoras. Well, guess what? They rule harder than you, dipshits!
So next time you think before you do trolling. I’d implore you to do a little bit of thinking if that’s even possible for you to think before you do fucking hating on fedoras.
Get the fuck off line if you’re gonna keep saying this bullshit keep spouting it out of your stupid-ass keyboards that probably aren’t even mechanical.
This video’s for all you stupid fucking trolls and haters online–saying mean and hurtful things about fedoras. Well, guess what? They rule harder than you, dipshits!
So next time you think before you do trolling. I’d implore you to do a little bit of thinking if that’s even possible for you to think before you do fucking hating on fedoras.
Get the fuck off line if you’re gonna keep saying this bullshit keep spouting it out of your stupid-ass keyboards that probably aren’t even mechanical.
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Tirofijo wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfOuJ93sIog[/youtube]
This video’s for all you stupid fucking trolls and haters online–saying mean and hurtful things about fedoras. Well, guess what? They rule harder than you, dipshits!
So next time you think before you do trolling. I’d implore you to do a little bit of thinking if that’s even possible for you to think before you do fucking hating on fedoras.
Get the fuck off line if you’re gonna keep saying this bullshit keep spouting it out of your stupid-ass keyboards that probably aren’t even mechanical.
Now we're approaching the proper level of metrosexuality with this thread!!!
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule