A Nice Stocking Stuffer

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A Nice Stocking Stuffer

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This has some value. Even if you only use it once.
http://tihk.co/pages/covert-handcuff-key
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THIS IS WHY I USE ZIP TIES TO GET THEM TO THE SECONDARY LOCATION AND THEN IT'S ALL TOP QUALITY BONDAGE CUFFS WITH BUCKLES AT THE RAPE CELLAR!!!!!!!!111

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There is a ring that has a small removable cutting saw for zip ties, so be careful Kaz.

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This is why Bill Cosby drugs them.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:There is a ring that has a small removable cutting saw for zip ties, so be careful Kaz.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:There is a ring that has a small removable cutting saw for zip ties, so be careful Kaz.
What the fuck esoterica are you lacking knowledgez of?
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Lesson learned the hard way

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I held off on opening this thread, assuming it was gay porn.
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TomFurman wrote:This has some value. Even if you only use it once.
http://tihk.co/pages/covert-handcuff-key
i have some of these. They work as a regular cuff key, but just barely. I sheared off part of the nub (it's softish plastic), but still managed to get the cuffs open. Those keys are slightly oversized, making it difficult to insert in the keyhole.

Using as intended (to escape when your hands are restrained behind your back) is almost impossible. You'll need to contort your wrists and fingers, it's hard to find get the key in the keyhole when you can't see or feel the keyhole, and even harder when the key is out of spec. Furthermore, it's hard to get any real leverage on the key. I wouldn't practice at home without someone to bail you out because there is a very real chance you won't able to open them.

Due to my work and location, I'm probably more at risk of an illegal detention than 99.9% of Americans, and I think hiding handcuff keys on my person is a bit overkill. If you are an average joe and you are worried about needing a hidden handcuff key, your priorities are out of place.

These guys building "urban SERE" or "urban E&E" kits are Walter Mitty's hoping for some Jason Bourne scenario to interrupt their dull lives.

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Tirofijo wrote: These guys building "urban SERE" or "urban E&E" kits are Walter Mitty's hoping for some Jason Bourne scenario to interrupt their dull lives.
Well, take away the hot roommate and porn star friends...that's Tom Furman.


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nafod wrote:I held off on opening this thread, assuming it was gay porn.
You need to read between the lines.
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