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				Fitness Industry Business Analytics?
				Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:22 pm
				by I dig big chicks
				I need some business info, the basic stuff, for my business plan to get some financing for my new space.  Just growth info, market trends in fitness, stuff like that.  I have my specific local information and competitor's prices, etc.  Where should I get the basic big picture information?
			 
			
					
				Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?
				Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:09 pm
				by Shafpocalypse Now
				How you're going to rage and ass-rape every other fitness business in the area?  
FINANCING?  MOTHERFUCKER!  I DON'T NEED FINANCING, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE PAYING ME RANSOM AND IF NOT, I'LL SELL THE GOLD TEETH I PRY OUT OF THEIR DEAD SKULLS.  FINANCING?  HA...THIS IS TOTAL WAR.  NEW FACILITY?  WE'RE MARCHING IN AND OCCUPYING THEIR FACILITIES AND THERE ISN'T A FUCKING THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
			 
			
					
				Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?
				Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:36 pm
				by I dig big chicks
				Shafpocalypse Now wrote:How you're going to rage and ass-rape every other fitness business in the area?  
FINANCING?  MOTHERFUCKER!  I DON'T NEED FINANCING, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE PAYING ME RANSOM AND IF NOT, I'LL SELL THE GOLD TEETH I PRY OUT OF THEIR DEAD SKULLS.  FINANCING?  HA...THIS IS TOTAL WAR.  NEW FACILITY?  WE'RE MARCHING IN AND OCCUPYING THEIR FACILITIES AND THERE ISN'T A FUCKING THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
I'll actually have a nice place for kids to play while their Moms deadlift.  No shit.  "Making women's asses bigger for years" will be a T-Shirt.
 
			 
			
					
				Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?
				Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 6:18 pm
				by tough old man
				Well now I want a Tshirt.
			 
			
					
				Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?
				Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:47 pm
				by Holland Oates
				I dig big chicks wrote:. . .  "Making women's asses bigger for years" will be a T-Shirt.
You are doing GAWD'S work but my GAWD man! You could give Jezzy her own gravitational pull with such dark arts.
 
			 
			
					
				Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?
				Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 10:58 pm
				by The Nightman
				I dig big chicks wrote:I need some business info, the basic stuff, for my business plan to get some financing for my new space.  Just growth info, market trends in fitness, stuff like that.  I have my specific local information and competitor's prices, etc.  Where should I get the basic big picture information?
I think you're making it harder than it needs to be...
 
			 
			
					
				Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?
				Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 12:21 am
				by I dig big chicks
				The Nightman wrote:I dig big chicks wrote:I need some business info, the basic stuff, for my business plan to get some financing for my new space.  Just growth info, market trends in fitness, stuff like that.  I have my specific local information and competitor's prices, etc.  Where should I get the basic big picture information?
I think you're making it harder than it needs to be...
 
Yeah, I figured it out, pretty easy actually.  It took me about 20 minutes of reading to learn all I needed for the business plan.
 
			 
			
					
				Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?
				Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 12:27 am
				by Protobuilder
				You need a mailing list and a free 14-page booklet that has secrets inside.
			 
			
					
				Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?
				Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 12:54 am
				by Sassenach
				Ed Zachary wrote:I dig big chicks wrote:. . .  "Making women's asses bigger for years" will be a T-Shirt.
You are doing GAWD'S work but my GAWD man! You could give Jezzy her own gravitational pull with such dark arts.
 
He did. He's my coach.
 
			 
			
					
				Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?
				Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:45 am
				by The Nightman
				I dig big chicks wrote:The Nightman wrote:I dig big chicks wrote:I need some business info, the basic stuff, for my business plan to get some financing for my new space.  Just growth info, market trends in fitness, stuff like that.  I have my specific local information and competitor's prices, etc.  Where should I get the basic big picture information?
I think you're making it harder than it needs to be...
 
Yeah, I figured it out, pretty easy actually.  It took me about 20 minutes of reading to learn all I needed for the business plan.
 
Why financing?  What are you looking to open?
You can PM me if you'd rather.
 
			 
			
					
				Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?
				Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 4:40 am
				by The Ginger Beard Man
				tough old man wrote:Well now I want a Tshirt.
Me too.
 
			 
			
					
				Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?
				Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 11:04 am
				by Holland Oates
				Jezebel Jones wrote:
He did. He's my coach.
I know. That's what drew poor Zombo across multiple states.
There is no resisting the pull of Big Earl Booty!