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Dick Brain, Turd Collar, Mad Looney: typical UK names....

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 11:00 pm
by seeahill
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... -joke.html

PETER PIDDLE

Baptised Fowey, Cornwall, 1649.

ENEMA BOTTOMLEY WOOD

Died Huddersfield, 1904.

SEYMOUR BUST

Born Halstead, Essex, 1841.

PLEASANT TITTY

Baptised Margate, Kent, 1768.

(She was named after her mum — so the family had a pair of Pleasant Tittys.)

SEXEY BUTT

Born Dundry, Somerset, 1803.

EFFING DICK

Born Glasgow, 1848.

WILLY MUSCLE

Born Holme, Huntingdonshire, 1685.

GOLDEN BALLS

Baptised Aylsham, Norfolk, 1813.

KENNETH McSHAGGER

Born Scotland, 1841.

WILLIE STRETCH

Born Winsford, Cheshire, 1894.

NANCY BOYS

Born Brighton, 1842.

MAD LOONEY

Died Warwicks, 1894.

CONSTANT PAIN

Born Hackney, London, 1901.

MINNIE BAR

Baptised Galston, Ayr, 1761.

AL DENTE

Born Whitechapel, London, 1900.

POSTHUMOUS MINCE

Died Greenwich, Kent, 1839.

AGNES ETTA PEPPER

Born Ipswich, 1881.

EASTER BUNNY

Born Yorkshire, 1851.

KITTY LITTER




Born Marston, Cheshire, 1839.

HOLLY BERRY

Born Barnsley, 1880.

PEARLY GATES

Married Westminster, 1996.

RICK O’SHEA

Married Kennington, London, 1864.

SENSITIVE REDHEAD

Born Bridlington, E Yorks, 1873.

JIMMY RIDDLE

Born Melrose, Midlothian, 1648

PETE SAKE

Born Cheshire, 1840.

PECULIAR BUTTERY

Married Wolverhampton, 1871.

ALICE MAY FALL

Born Shoreditch, London, 1894.

NICHOLAS STREAKER

Born Durham, 1747.

LETTICE SPRAY

Baptised Greasley, Notts, 1633.

IRIS TEW

Died Chester, 1985.

DICK BRAIN

Born Stoke-on-Trent, 1871.

TURD COLLAR

Born Ireland, 1821.

TERESA FARTWANGLER

Born Usk, Monmouth, 1828.

PHILIP PLONKER

Baptised Shalford, Surrey, 1632.

WILLY LEAK

Born Poplar, London, 1886.

ANICE BOTTOM

Baptised Dewsbury, W Yorks, 1837.

IVA LONGBOTTOM

Born Balby, S Yorks, 1899.

TRANNIE PICKUP

Born Portsmouth, 1853.

SILLY TROLLOPE

Born Doncaster, 1894.

DICK HANDLER

Baptised Earls Colne, Essex, 1585.

JOYCE MOODY NUTTER

Died Braintree, Essex, 2001.

HUGH SWELLING

Born Ireland, 1811.

PHIL GRAVES

Died Rotherham 1879.

DEMOSTHENES CUPPA

Married London, 1886.

BASIL LEAF

Born York, 1895.

LARGE BEE

Born Notts, 1829.

LOW FEE

Married Chorlton, Cheshire, 1908.

COLLY FLOWER

Father of girl married in Soho, London, 1797.

MAUD STALE BUN

Born Sunderland, 1851.

LOW FAT

Married Cardiff, 1905.

FAY KING

Died Bromley, Kent, 1998.

SANDY BEACH

Born East London, 1899.

DAILY BONER

Born Hernhill, Kent, 1898.

Taken from Potty, Fartwell & Knob, compiled by Russell Ash, Headline £6.99.

Re: Dick Brain, Turd Collar, Mad Looney: typical UK names...

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 12:03 am
by Fat Cat
You, sir, are an anti-anglite.

Re: Dick Brain, Turd Collar, Mad Looney: typical UK names...

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 1:04 am
by DrDonkeyLove
Where is Mike Unthertz?

Re: Dick Brain, Turd Collar, Mad Looney: typical UK names...

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 1:13 am
by Elk
I didn't see Seymore Butz on there, either.

Re: Dick Brain, Turd Collar, Mad Looney: typical UK names...

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 1:15 am
by seeahill
These are actual real UK type names. You know, like Spotted Dick.

Re: Dick Brain, Turd Collar, Mad Looney: typical UK names...

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 1:17 am
by Elk
Or I.M. Pising?

Re: Dick Brain, Turd Collar, Mad Looney: typical UK names...

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 1:31 am
by seeahill
EZ the reincarnated essence of:

TRANNIE PICKUP

Born Portsmouth, 1853.

Re: Dick Brain, Turd Collar, Mad Looney: typical UK names...

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 2:37 am
by Elk
Shape Rape.

Re: Dick Brain, Turd Collar, Mad Looney: typical UK names...

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 5:34 am
by Turdacious
Mr. Collar has a fantastic name.

Re: Dick Brain, Turd Collar, Mad Looney: typical UK names...

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 10:43 am
by Thatcher II
I thought it might have been legit until I saw "Sensitive Redhead". Total waste of time. No historical merit or accuracy. Bullshit from start to finish. Thanks for nothing.

There's an unspoken trust on IGx that we don't waste each others time on fools errands and spurious nonsense. Your list above breaches that trust and I for one would not shed a tear if you were banned for a week to cool your jets.

Re: Dick Brain, Turd Collar, Mad Looney: typical UK names...

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 3:30 pm
by Bobby
I think Gorby is acting like a nazi!

Re: Dick Brain, Turd Collar, Mad Looney: typical UK names...

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 5:58 pm
by seeahill
Gorbachev wrote:I thought it might have been legit until I saw "Sensitive Redhead". Total waste of time. No historical merit or accuracy. Bullshit from start to finish. Thanks for nothing.

There's an unspoken trust on IGx that we don't waste each others time on fools errands and spurious nonsense. Your list above breaches that trust and I for one would not shed a tear if you were banned for a week to cool your jets.
Read the link, which I provided: All names come from a new book --- Potty, Fartwell & Knob, compiled by Russell Ash, Headline £6.99 --- [The names] have been collected from British records of births, marriages and deaths dating back centuries.

I propose Gorby not be allowed back on the forum until he proves he's taken a remedial reading program.

Re: Dick Brain, Turd Collar, Mad Looney: typical UK names...

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 7:19 pm
by Fat Cat
Gorbachev wrote:I thought it might have been legit until I saw "Sensitive Redhead". Total waste of time. No historical merit or accuracy. Bullshit from start to finish. Thanks for nothing.

There's an unspoken trust on IGx that we don't waste each others time on fools errands and spurious nonsense. Your list above breaches that trust and I for one would not shed a tear if you were banned for a week to cool your jets.
Fuck you Hitler!

Re: Dick Brain, Turd Collar, Mad Looney: typical UK names...

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 7:52 pm
by Thatcher II
seeahill wrote:
Gorbachev wrote:I thought it might have been legit until I saw "Sensitive Redhead". Total waste of time. No historical merit or accuracy. Bullshit from start to finish. Thanks for nothing.

There's an unspoken trust on IGx that we don't waste each others time on fools errands and spurious nonsense. Your list above breaches that trust and I for one would not shed a tear if you were banned for a week to cool your jets.
Read the link, which I provided: All names come from a new book --- Potty, Fartwell & Knob, compiled by Russell Ash, Headline £6.99 --- [The names] have been collected from British records of births, marriages and deaths dating back centuries.

I propose Gorby not be allowed back on the forum until he proves he's taken a remedial reading program.
You have made me look a total fool in front of all of my IGx friends. You always do this.

Re: Dick Brain, Turd Collar, Mad Looney: typical UK names...

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 8:27 pm
by seeahill
I apologize for making a fool of you. You are perfectly capable of doing this without anyone's help.