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Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:43 am
by nafod
Whaddayathink?

Looks harder than removing a three hook bra strap

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:55 am
by vern
It seems to me they should've stuck with the tried and true Pathfinder airbag deal. But what the fuck do I know?

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Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:43 am
by Thud
The lander will be fine, but how will the background hold up?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tkB3raSbyo[/youtube]

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:49 am
by buckethead
A. This sucker weighs 1 ton
B. They're trying to land it inside a crater
C. I hope it goes well. JPL is the last bastion of greatness in that dying agency.

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:44 pm
by Andy83
Didn't you say you wrote the program to land that bitch, Bux?

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:40 pm
by buckethead
Andy78 wrote:Didn't you say you wrote the program to land that bitch, Bux?
No, I wrote the program transmitting porn over the Martian landscape

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:47 pm
by DARTH
BucketHead wrote:
Andy78 wrote:Didn't you say you wrote the program to land that bitch, Bux?
No, I wrote the program transmitting porn over the Martian landscape

PIONEER!

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:47 am
by Andy83
Good idea. That will wake up them Martians and maybe they'll say somethin'. What if they're niggers?

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:14 am
by buckethead
Andy78 wrote:Good idea. That will wake up them Martians and maybe they'll say somethin'. What if they're niggers?
Then Kaz will soon make one small step for humans, one giant leap for intergalactic gang rape

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:45 am
by Testiclaw
IT FUCKING WORKED.

SCIENCE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:59 am
by Wild Bill
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Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:54 pm
by nafod
Testiclaw wrote:IT FUCKING WORKED.

SCIENCE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
We rock

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:08 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
BucketHead wrote:
Andy78 wrote:Good idea. That will wake up them Martians and maybe they'll say somethin'. What if they're niggers?
Then Kaz will soon make one small step for humans, one giant leap for intergalactic gang rape
How much would it cost to land all the niggers on Mars.

Oh, and the soft landing doesn't matter...don't budget for that.

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:53 pm
by TerryB
why is this a bigger deal than Pathfinder?

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:29 pm
by Testiclaw
protobuilder wrote:why is this a bigger deal than Pathfinder?
Tons of reasons.

Are you really asking because you cannot honestly figure it out? Or do you know better, but you're just doing your usual Proto deal?

I don't want to waste the typing for the latter.

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:42 pm
by TerryB
you are mean

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:49 pm
by TerryB
all I know is, they sent a rover there awhile back

now they sent another one that is bigger

why is this accomplishment seen as a huge deal if we've already done it before, just with a smaller vehicle?

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:52 pm
by Testiclaw
why is this accomplishment seen as a huge deal if we've already done it before, just with a smaller vehicle?
This vehicle is a ton, and the size of an SUV.

It utilized new methods for successful landing; heat shield+drag chute+parachute+rocket-powered sky crane.

Many more tools for researching much more specific hypotheses.

Improved trajectory planning and targeting: they launched this thing and managed to get ~250m within their target LZ.

Better navigational systems, better comm, better imaging capabilities -it sent back high-res images after landing within ~30 seconds'ish.

The list goes on and on.

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:53 pm
by TerryB
that IS pretty incredible

I was just thinking, you know what the US needs?

higher resolution pics of dirt on Mars

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:57 pm
by Testiclaw
Dammit, it was the typical Proto deal the whole time.

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Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:10 pm
by baffled
protobuilder wrote:that IS pretty incredible

I was just thinking, you know what the US needs?

higher resolution pics of dirt on Mars
=D> =D> =D> =D>

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:39 pm
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
Martian cats beware.

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:43 pm
by Fat Cat
This is awesome, my son and I were watching all the videos related to this over the weekend.

Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:44 pm
by TerryB
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Re: Bux...odds on the Mars Lander landing in one piece

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:07 pm
by Crust Bucket
I'd say it was definitely worth it if we find out that's where these ladies come from..

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