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It all goes down tomorrow.

The wife and I are cooking up a pot of chili and opening a bottle of wine or 2.

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:It all goes down tomorrow.

The wife and I are cooking up a pot of chili and opening a bottle of wine or 2.

I'm going to try and fuck someone at a neighborhood Christmas party.

You can read that as is, or translate it into blacking out and possibly vomiting all over someone else's family dog.

Both are likely to be true.

Nevermind. Just found out I'm not going to the party, so blacking out and throwing up is all I'll be doing.

baffled wrote:Nevermind. Just found out I'm not going to the party, so blacking out and throwing up is all I'll be doing.

Happy New Year!

baffled wrote:Nevermind. Just found out I'm not going to the party, so blacking out and throwing up is all I'll be doing.

That sounds delightful.

I'll be nursing a glass of chardonnay and trying to wrap presents while saying over and over to my darling offspring: "Just go to bed. No, just go to bed. Really, just go to bed. Mommy is very very tired. If you don't go to bed, I'm calling Santa."

Coaching OL (hahahah, really.)
Craft brews with my Crossfit buds.
Getting a shitty night's sleep

protobuilder wrote:

baffled wrote:Nevermind. Just found out I'm not going to the party, so blacking out and throwing up is all I'll be doing.

Happy New Year!

Haven't even thought of NYE, yet.

Got an email that people are coming to my place tomorrow. I was not aware of this and already had plans (see above).

Shape's wife just called, said we have a date with a Maytag and to bring some chains.
Now I'm not sure what that means but if it was anything like last time it'll be great. I guess afterward I'll see the rest of you fuckers in Hell with me.

Crusty if you survive have your ass out of there by 1:00 or so. And don't be fucking with my stuff. I know how much weed I have stashed so don't be trying to sample my shit.

I feel like I'm the only one who's not joking in this thread.

What time exactly is this happening?

climber511 wrote:What time exactly is this happening?

I'm hoping before 8am Eastern, that way I don't have to go to work tomorrow morning.

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:

climber511 wrote:What time exactly is this happening?

I'm hoping before 8am Eastern, that way I don't have to go to work tomorrow morning.

It would really suck if you had to deal with getting fired and the end of the world on the same day.

climber511 wrote:What time exactly is this happening?

I'll probably vomit around 10 PM. The first time.

Pinky wrote:

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:

climber511 wrote:What time exactly is this happening?

I'm hoping before 8am Eastern, that way I don't have to go to work tomorrow morning.

It would really suck if you had to deal with getting fired and the end of the world on the same day.

If I got fired my wife would end my world. So it's all the same to me.

Shapecharge wrote:Crusty if you survive have your ass out of there by 1:00 or so. And don't be fucking with my stuff. I know how much weed I have stashed so don't be trying to sample my shit.

Not to worry Shape I wont be messin with the weed and I'll leave a couple of extra steaks in the usual place. You know just in case we do make it to another day so you can once again use your BGE you got for Father's day that hasn't been mentioned before.

Squatting. Eating whoopee pies. Trying to convince my son he should sleep in his crib.

I went to work.

Going between watching Mad Men dvds, hitting facebook and talking to you Zoosexual Li-Men (and chicks, can't leave Jezzy and Syaigh.)

And finding it funny that anyone worried about this shit.

Seeing as the Conquistadors wanted to wipe out everything about the Mayan goverment and colture, there probably was a "Part 2" calander but one of Bat Boy's spic ancestors shattered it on his way to assrape another Mayan slut.

Well, looks like I'm heading in to work.

Watching Dark Knight Rises again & most likely playing World of Warcraft. Meh.

Well, it turns out heaven looks exactly like central PA. At least there is internet service. My condolences to those who didn't pass the screening. Enjoy Hoboken.

Wait, I thought it ended tonight? I stayed sober last night to black out tonight, and I almost missed this shit?

Fuck everything.

He hungers!