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is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:17 pm
by Mickey O'neil
Very possibly so.

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Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:25 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
She's got the ass of a Vietnamese war orphan...get outta here with that old dust mop!!!

Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:25 pm
by milosz
Upton's not as pretty, but she has an air of being able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch if called upon to do so.

Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:39 pm
by Mickey O'neil
True. And while she is very hot without her amazing titties I'm not sure her body would be all that. Not hating.

Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:46 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
Clarification.

I'd be proud to fuck her, but since I'm not going to, I'd rather stroke it to Alexis Texas.

Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:17 pm
by Mickey O'neil
I should've done a better recon job and researched some pics of Kate's ass. I'm thinking it might be better.

Not that any of this matters. They are both gorgeous.

Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:23 pm
by Kenny X
I can look past a less-than-ample-and-tight-as-drum ass if she has an amazing rack. And I'm having trouble distinguishing who's tits I like better.

They're both "skin her alive and make her into a lampshade after I've had my way with her" material, in my book.

Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:26 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
I don't understand what's so utterly amazing about her teats...they're maybe a solid 6.50 on the Furman Scale.

Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:16 pm
by Kenny X
I can't explain it, I just like what I like.

Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:02 pm
by Fat Cat
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Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:45 pm
by dead man walking
Kazuya Mishima wrote:I don't understand what's so utterly amazing about her teats...they're maybe a solid 6.50 on the Furman Scale.
kaz is, how do you say? full of shit on this one.

Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:00 am
by Yes I Have Balls
I'm going to have to perform a blindfolded taste test before I can truthfully and reasonably answer any further questions regarding this debate.

Send them in one at a time.

Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:14 am
by buckethead
Decker is great but Upton is phenomenal

Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:02 am
by Thud
Upton has the prettier face and that wins 9 times out of 10 for me.

Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:36 am
by milosz
Why doesn't this thread have any Upton for comparison?!

Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:54 am
by baffled
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Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:55 am
by baffled
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Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:55 am
by baffled
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Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:56 am
by baffled
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Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:56 am
by baffled
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Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:07 am
by Mickey O'neil
Ok, maybe I was wrong. It may come down to the ass.

Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:08 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
I think it comes down to that broke face of Decker.

Agreed that Upton has the face of an absolute heartbreaker...I'd strangle 10 nigger babies to marry her.

Re: is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:47 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Whatever minor perceived flaws either possess if you examine too closely are easily rectified by having it off with both of them at the same time. The Gorilla would gladly leave them savaged, panting and covered in sweat, spilled Dom, and gorilla goo.