IGX

...this is how you deal with bears.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sVxqshAVew[/youtube]

Is he a neighbor of yours, Mr. Seeahill? Maybe an old rival? Someone with a grudge who sends his trained grizzers over to wreak havoc at your cabin?

Just sayin'.

pity the day he ever runs out of sugar cubes.

A little sad to see a griz trained to look ridiculous. And your trained griz isn't always a teddy bear:

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2 ... -accident/

By Dina Abou Salem
Nov 5, 2012 3:20pm

A 24-year-old trainer was mauled to death Sunday while cleaning the Animals of Montana grizzly bear enclosure in Bozeman, Mont., officials say.
Animals of Montana, a wildlife casting agency, said it regards the death of Benjamin Cloutier, a former Pennsylvania resident, as a possible accident rather than an attack.
“We do not believe it was an attack. The victim has been with us since 2008. He was a highly experienced trainer, and it is unlikely that the bears caused his death,” Animals of Montana’s lead head trainer, Demetri Price, told ABC News. “He had the right safety equipment and the right training to avoid that kind of attack. The investigators are looking into other causes of death. He might have accidentally slipped in the cage or hit his head prior to the mauling.”
Animals of Montana provides captive-bred wild animals for photography shoots and motion pictures. Adam, Griz, and Yosemite were the “Trio of Grizzly Bears” that the organization said it proudly offered to clients. Griz was put down so that Cloutier’s body could be retrieved.

Timmah take notes...
I thought this was going to be on sexting, Blendr, etc.

Me too.

Ursus americanus decides to escalate.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzPeXBXobqE[/youtube]

That bear should bite off the top of that guy's head and suck out his brain.