Page 1 of 1

"Stop Screwing Around and Get Back to Work!"

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 6:18 pm
by TerryB
This is what happens when Dr. Wu and Dr. Li get unsupervised time in the lab.

Image

glow in the dark pigs.

Because, why not?
Chinese scientists have created the world's first glow-in-the-dark pigs that emit a fluorescent green light.
The piglets acquired their bizarre ability to glow under 'black' or UVA light after their embryos were injected with DNA from a jellyfish.

Re: "Stop Screwing Around and Get Back to Work!"

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:14 pm
by Kenny X
How the fuck has this thread been under the radar since Friday!?

They inject jellyfish DNA into a pig embryo and voila- Glowpigs!!

That's all fine and dandy but how do they know that the glow-in-the-dark'ness was the only trait the Glowpigs picked up? What happens when they start slinging yards of stinger-laden tentacles out of their mouths?

I'm all for scientific exploration, don't get me wrong. After the last round of human trials for my Legit Dick Steroids (TM) showed only a lackluster ten inches in length and four in girth on average for all men tested, I've begun experimenting with blue whale DNA. But that's different, I was manipulating the human genome during WWII and the United States Government brought me over, they know Herr Doktor has the skill is what I'm saying.

These two chinamen are a couple of fucking amateurs.

Re: "Stop Screwing Around and Get Back to Work!"

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:12 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Image

Re: "Stop Screwing Around and Get Back to Work!"

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:14 pm
by WildGorillaMan
https://twitter.com/sarcasticapple/stat ... 0192636928
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Research Ethics Committee and an immediate cessation of funding.

Re: "Stop Screwing Around and Get Back to Work!"

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:18 pm
by nafod
WildGorillaMan wrote:https://twitter.com/sarcasticapple/stat ... 0192636928
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Research Ethics Committee and an immediate cessation of funding.
Thing would be a self-milking machine.

Re: "Stop Screwing Around and Get Back to Work!"

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:44 pm
by Kenny X
nafod wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:https://twitter.com/sarcasticapple/stat ... 0192636928
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Research Ethics Committee and an immediate cessation of funding.
Thing would be a self-milking machine.

I'M GONNA PUT HITLER'S BRAIN IN IT!

Re: "Stop Screwing Around and Get Back to Work!"

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:21 am
by Protobuilder
protobuilder wrote:This is what happens when Dr. Wu and Dr. Li get unsupervised time in the lab.

Image

glow in the dark pigs.

Because, why not?
Chinese scientists have created the world's first glow-in-the-dark pigs that emit a fluorescent green light.
The piglets acquired their bizarre ability to glow under 'black' or UVA light after their embryos were injected with DNA from a jellyfish.
What kind of farmers have the money to purchase black lights for all their sties?