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Old Guy Wisdoms
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:20 pm
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
Heard a great one liner from an old guy to some twenty-somethings today.
"Workboots buy tennis shoes. Tennis shoes don't buy workboots."
I'm almost positive they didn't get it but I plan to use it at some point.
Re: Old Guy Wisdoms
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:40 pm
by TerryB
They probably sniggered to themselves afterwards, "He still thinks you need workboots to earn money in the 21st century!"
Re: Old Guy Wisdoms
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:49 pm
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
protobuilder wrote:"sniggered!"
Uh.....
Re: Old Guy Wisdoms
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:55 pm
by Turdacious
My favorite:
What the fuck is muesli? Are you crazy?
Re: Old Guy Wisdoms
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:56 am
by baffled
"Never trust a black man with a Spanish last name."
Re: Old Guy Wisdoms
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:02 am
by Kenny X
"Never buy anything that eats while you're asleep."