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So, for those of us whom the leprechauns visit, any creative ideas?

Ours turn the milk green and pee green in the toilet (with some green jelly beans to boot). A la Shaf, I did the shamrock on the bathroom mirror in toothpaste last year. They usually turn the furniture upside down and other such nonsense.

Uh... I was expecting some Chaos&Pain here. Misleading subject.

He's a dwarf, not a leprechaun. Racist.

It took me 2 hours to clean up last year.

Let's see:

Scatter those foil coins all over the room

I use her iPad to take pictures of her asleep with the dog looking at me, saying the leprechaun did it, which is kind of creepy

Scatter those green bead necklaces around

Spill powder and make little footprints

I always write 'Kiss Me Blarney Stone' on a mirror

This year I might use some hair stuff to make the Pomeranian green

I've never done anything like that before and had never heard of it until someone here mentioned it. I may do something this year.

Drink enough to become a stereotypical irish slob, beat the women and children for being 'wise', bow down before a foreign prince, and eat a potato. You could also take a negro or chinaman's job by being willing to work for less money if you wanted to go for the trifecta, or start a criminal enterprise and get killed by a bunch of wops or jews. Bomb some other irish, preferably women and children, move to New York or Boston and become a cop. Lots of good things to do on St. Paddy's day.

More irish celebratory activities:

Join a religious order and ass rape lots of male children.
Let Englishmen fuck your wives and daughters.
Any variety of petty theft.
Vote a straight Democratic ticket.
Accept bribes.
Wear a stupid hat.

If you're looking for gold covered chocolate coins, I always have luck at the CVS or Rite Aid.

If you're looking for ass-raping degenerates, I can't help you.

I could consume food coloring and Planters, so that the irish reader could eat the green peanuts out of my shit.

syaigh wrote:If you're looking for gold covered chocolate coins, I always have luck at the CVS or Rite Aid.

If you're looking for ass-raping degenerates, I can't help you.

LMAO I'm sorry, but when I read that last bit I couldn't help thinking- because Mario banned Rant!