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Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 3:27 pm
by seeahill
Decided to try one now that they got rid of the chemical also used to make yoga mats that healthy type folks objected to. Bread tasted dry and stale. It may be better for me, but tastes terrible. Probably the last one I'll ever eat.

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 3:44 pm
by Herv100
Subway has been shit for 10-15 years

Potbelly's = No can defend

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:30 pm
by Shapecharge
Have you homos got a Firehouse Subs nearby? Their Italian sub is one of the best I've ever had.

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:32 pm
by TerryB
I'm ideologically opposed to Firehouse Subs.

I've never once thought, "You know what would make this sandwich better? If a fireman made it!"

Fuck them! It's a stupid gimmick!

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:33 pm
by TerryB
I mean, if I want a fire put out, OK, call a fireman. But I don't want them making sandwiches in their shitty sausage-infested firehouse.

This annoys me to no end.

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:34 pm
by TerryB
Now that I think about it, there's no good reason to make sandwiches in or on a subway.

Damn.

Can anyone open a sandwich shop that makes sense??

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:35 pm
by TerryB
I dont eat that crap anyway.

I used to get the footlong meatball sub.

That's pretty good. I'd get it with a little onion on it.

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:54 pm
by Bobby
A tactical sandwich,taht would be something.

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:59 pm
by Shapecharge
Proto = troubled soul + sexual deviant

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 5:04 pm
by TerryB
tactical footlongs

hmmm

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 5:16 pm
by Shapecharge
Proto's new sammich: footlong meatball rectal berry blaster. Jared will sell the shit out of this.

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 6:03 pm
by Bobby
Think your on to something there shape!

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:07 pm
by tough old man
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Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:31 pm
by syaigh
Not all subways are created equal and you have to get a good sandwich artist,you know, one who doesn't pile the paltry amount of toppings he's allotted you to the middle of the bread and then putting on just enough mayonnaise to slightly moiston the rock hard pithy tomato slice he absentmindedly chose for you. That shit PISSES ME OFF. I stick with the one run by the Iranian family down the road where the headscarfed matriarch makes sure you eat your vegetables! Definitely avoid any sandwich artist who looks like she could eat a jar of mayonnaise with a spoon and probably does so regularly. These types don't know that bread isnt supposed to crumble into dust while you're eating or how to use "just the right amount" of salt-n-pepper-blend. Its an art, I'm telling you, an art. Best subway sandwich I ever had was in college made by one of the volunteer firemen from across the street. And while he was making it, a one armed hooker came in with her friend and started going off on how shed gotten stiffed for a blow job cause she only used one hand.

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:37 pm
by TerryB
Now shit is getting interesting

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:51 pm
by JDub
Jersey Mikes is better and so is Penn Station East Coast Subs

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 8:31 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Mr. Sub was the king of submarine sandwiches.

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 8:35 pm
by dead man walking
the sandwich is properly called a hoagie and no self-respecting human enters a subway

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 9:22 pm
by Shapecharge
I don't know how far its spread but we've got a sandwich place out here called "Which Wich" that is doing a good sandwich. It can be a bit of a pain but once you get it dialed in you'll be satisfied. You basically grab a bag that's got a bunch of ingredients on it and you mark off all that you want and it's a pretty extensive list. They'll even do it "skinny" where they pull out some of the bread from the crust. But, you can drop close to 10 bucks for a fucking sandwich.

So I was in Korea in some dive bar in Pusan fucking around with this bar girl and it was my turn to pick up some beer. I have my little Korean girl go up to the bar and she comes back with this tray in one hand with about 10 beers on it and I'm all like damn that's some serious arm strength and everybody's laughing...hey dipshit, she's only got one arm. Fuck I've been digging my fingers in her ass for an hour and didn't even realize she had one arm. It's not like you should be looking for that.

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 10:17 pm
by Turdacious
JDub wrote:Jersey Mikes is better and so is Penn Station East Coast Subs
Jersey Mike's is ok, but for chains, only Primo's is Liam Neesons and Bruce Willie class.

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 10:50 pm
by The Ginger Beard Man
You retards need to stay out of chain sandwich shops. Period.
You'll do better in almost any hero shop or pizzeria in Brooklyn or on Long Island.
Probably Philly, too. All I know there is Reading Terminal Market.

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 11:04 pm
by DikTracy6000
The Ginger Beard Man wrote:You retards need to stay out of chain sandwich shops. Period.
You'll do better in almost any hero shop or pizzeria in Brooklyn or on Long Island.
Probably Philly, too. All I know there is Reading Terminal Market.
This^ chains are all shit.most delis including some in grocery stores are better.

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 11:34 pm
by The Ginger Beard Man
Wegmans.
I wish we had them here. They can make a sandwich.

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 12:40 am
by syaigh
The Ginger Beard Man wrote:Wegmans.
I wish we had them here. They can make a sandwich.
I will buy you a Wegmans sandwich next Saturday.

Re: Subway sammiches

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 12:45 am
by Alfred_E._Neuman
Publix deli kicks the shit out of any chain sandwich shop I've ever eaten in.