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I hope all you motherfuckers...

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:09 pm
by beefheart
..have a nice Father's Day.

Re: I hope all you motherfuckers...

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:59 pm
by Kenny X
Kenny X isn't a father just yet- this month's Baby Making Maneuvers were not fruitful. However! He and The Soon-To-Be Mrs. Kenny X are undeterred, and they will resume their efforts in four to seven days.

Also, Kenny X is boosting his fertility by avoiding The Ganja, eating more seafood (especially more fried oyster po' boys), eating more spinach and cucumbers, and fruit, and he's also making sure to get more sleep. He's also cutting down on his beer intake.

Meanwhile, Kenny X wishes all the dads here a fantastic Father's Day!

Re: I hope all you motherfuckers...

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 11:51 pm
by Cave Canem
Kenny X wrote:Kenny X isn't a father just yet- this month's Baby Making Maneuvers were not fruitful. However! He and The Soon-To-Be Mrs. Kenny X are undeterred, and they will resume their efforts in four to seven days.

Also, Kenny X is boosting his fertility by avoiding The Ganja, eating more seafood (especially more fried oyster po' boys), eating more spinach and cucumbers, and fruit, and he's also making sure to get more sleep. He's also cutting down on his beer intake.

Meanwhile, Kenny X wishes all the dads here a fantastic Father's Day!
This third person Kenny X stuff is getting creepy.

Re: I hope all you motherfuckers...

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 3:40 am
by Turdacious
Kenny X wrote:Kenny X isn't a father just yet- this month's Baby Making Maneuvers were not fruitful. However! He and The Soon-To-Be Mrs. Kenny X are undeterred, and they will resume their efforts in four to seven days.

Also, Kenny X is boosting his fertility by avoiding The Ganja, eating more seafood (especially more fried oyster po' boys), eating more spinach and cucumbers, and fruit, and he's also making sure to get more sleep. He's also cutting down on his beer intake.

Meanwhile, Kenny X wishes all the dads here a fantastic Father's Day!
So Kenny X is only allowed to have one kind of fun?

Re: I hope all you motherfuckers...

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:35 am
by Beer Jew
So now everyone knows that Kenny's fiance is on her period.

Re: I hope all you motherfuckers...

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 12:55 pm
by nafod
I thought it was some kind of work-release thing.