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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TURN OFF A PUSHBUTTON CAR? I CAN'T DO IT. IT GOES TO SOME MIDWAY OFF POSITION FUCK YOU

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2021 1:43 pm
by Bennyonesix1
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TURN OFF A PUSHBUTTON CAR? I CAN'T DO IT. IT GOES TO SOME MIDWAY OFF POSITION FUCK YOU

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TURN OFF A PUSHBUTTON CAR? I CAN'T DO IT. IT GOES TO SOME MIDWAY OFF POSITION FUCK YOU

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2021 1:44 am
by Bennyonesix1
Still can't fucking do it. It is a conspiracy

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TURN OFF A PUSHBUTTON CAR? I CAN'T DO IT. IT GOES TO SOME MIDWAY OFF POSITION FUCK YOU

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2021 3:16 pm
by nafod
It never sleeps, B16. It is always watching, listening, learning our weaknesses.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TURN OFF A PUSHBUTTON CAR? I CAN'T DO IT. IT GOES TO SOME MIDWAY OFF POSITION FUCK YOU

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2021 3:53 pm
by Boris
Is it an automatic? Shift into park, foot on brake, press button.

Btw, I hate the push button and FOB thingy too. I really wish I had keys again.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TURN OFF A PUSHBUTTON CAR? I CAN'T DO IT. IT GOES TO SOME MIDWAY OFF POSITION FUCK YOU

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2021 5:40 pm
by Bennyonesix1
IT'S A GOD DAMNED RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINE BORIS

it also beeps at me when i get out without turning it off right and the fucking radio stays on after i push the button so how am i to know if it is off or not

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TURN OFF A PUSHBUTTON CAR? I CAN'T DO IT. IT GOES TO SOME MIDWAY OFF POSITION FUCK YOU

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2021 6:57 pm
by Boris
I don't know - sometimes I have the same problem. It cuts the engine but not the electrical. Generally though if I've depressed the brake and then press the button, the car should turn off completely (I think).

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TURN OFF A PUSHBUTTON CAR? I CAN'T DO IT. IT GOES TO SOME MIDWAY OFF POSITION FUCK YOU

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2021 7:03 pm
by Bennyonesix1
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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TURN OFF A PUSHBUTTON CAR? I CAN'T DO IT. IT GOES TO SOME MIDWAY OFF POSITION FUCK YOU

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2021 11:39 pm
by nafod
They're like smart phones, where when you turn them "off" you are just telling them to sleep. The button isn't actually breaking a circuit like your old key thing did.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TURN OFF A PUSHBUTTON CAR? I CAN'T DO IT. IT GOES TO SOME MIDWAY OFF POSITION FUCK YOU

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:22 am
by Bennyonesix1
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