The Batman
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2022 6:32 pm
This movie didn’t 100% suck dicks, but it was not enjoyable.
It was so preposterously gloomy:
Gloomy music, ridiculously gloomy lighting, every fucking actor except Catwoman was gloomy — she was hot and for some reason seemed to actually enjoy being in the film. One reviewer said, “It looked like someone forgot to pay the electricity bill in Gotham.” And Batman was the gloomiest of the cobwebbed dungeon corners in this abandoned Dracula castle. He was miserable when he was Bruce Wayne the playboy, he was dour in the batcave, he was grumpy when he was trouncing Level 1 enemies. The plot is gloomy too! Gotham has become the worst city on Earth, filled with terrible denizens.
What keeps it from being an absolute stinker is all the money they dumped into it — for being candlelit (or worse), it is a thoughtful aesthetic. And the plot wasn’t bad. It just was unpleasant to sit through.
It was so preposterously gloomy:
Gloomy music, ridiculously gloomy lighting, every fucking actor except Catwoman was gloomy — she was hot and for some reason seemed to actually enjoy being in the film. One reviewer said, “It looked like someone forgot to pay the electricity bill in Gotham.” And Batman was the gloomiest of the cobwebbed dungeon corners in this abandoned Dracula castle. He was miserable when he was Bruce Wayne the playboy, he was dour in the batcave, he was grumpy when he was trouncing Level 1 enemies. The plot is gloomy too! Gotham has become the worst city on Earth, filled with terrible denizens.
What keeps it from being an absolute stinker is all the money they dumped into it — for being candlelit (or worse), it is a thoughtful aesthetic. And the plot wasn’t bad. It just was unpleasant to sit through.