Newbie Introductions

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:22 am

Have got to improve. How about telling us what you bring to the table and are able to contribute?
Fuck the last couple sucked balls.
Lenny I will give a pass to because of his excellent first post on the depression thread, but the rest has been complete crap. The calibre of some of the people here amazes me still so tell us why you want to be here with guys like PL54, T200, Shaf, Kaz, BD, Furman and to many others to list.

Master_Blaster · Post by **Master_Blaster** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:10 am

tough old man wrote:Have got to improve. How about telling us what you bring to the table and are able to contribute?
Fuck the last couple sucked balls.
Lenny I will give a pass to because of his excellent first post on the depression thread, but the rest has been complete crap. The calibre of some of the people here amazes me still so tell us why you want to be here with guys like PL54, T200, Shaf, Kaz, BD, Furman and to many others to list.

"The calibre of people here amaze me"

Are you fucking kidding me? Stop and take a look at where you're at. I'll give you a pass because you've been here since christ was a mess cook.

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 6:31 am

So we can fuck with you.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:38 am

Master_Blaster wrote:
tough old man wrote:Have got to improve. How about telling us what you bring to the table and are able to contribute?
Fuck the last couple sucked balls.
Lenny I will give a pass to because of his excellent first post on the depression thread, but the rest has been complete crap. The calibre of some of the people here amazes me still so tell us why you want to be here with guys like PL54, T200, Shaf, Kaz, BD, Furman and to many others to list.

"The calibre of people here amaze me"

Are you fucking kidding me? Stop and take a look at where you're at. I'll give you a pass because you've been here since christ was a mess cook.

Hey, Shaf has thought about maybe writing a book some day so that's a bit out of line.

Master_Blaster · Post by **Master_Blaster** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:10 am

DARTH wrote:So we can fuck with you.

I would expect nothing less

Master_Blaster · Post by **Master_Blaster** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:10 am

DARTH wrote:So we can fuck with you.

I would expect nothing less

Master_Blaster · Post by **Master_Blaster** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:38 am

Terry B. wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
tough old man wrote:Have got to improve. How about telling us what you bring to the table and are able to contribute?
Fuck the last couple sucked balls.
Lenny I will give a pass to because of his excellent first post on the depression thread, but the rest has been complete crap. The calibre of some of the people here amazes me still so tell us why you want to be here with guys like PL54, T200, Shaf, Kaz, BD, Furman and to many others to list.

"The calibre of people here amaze me"

Are you fucking kidding me? Stop and take a look at where you're at. I'll give you a pass because you've been here since christ was a mess cook.
Hey, Shaf has thought about maybe writing a book some day so that's a bit out of line.

As long as the Foreward is written by Couch, the Big women thread and Highlights from the couch thread is included I'll buy it. Anything other than satire and you are shitting yourselves.

Thatcher II · Post by **Thatcher II** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:00 am

tough old man wrote:Have got to improve. How about telling us what you bring to the table and are able to contribute?
Fuck the last couple sucked balls.
Lenny I will give a pass to because of his excellent first post on the depression thread, but the rest has been complete crap. The calibre of some of the people here amazes me still so tell us why you want to be here with guys like Gorbachev, PL54, T200, Shaf, Kaz, BD, Furman and to many others to list.

Fixed.

Bobby · Post by **Bobby** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:15 am

It isn`t that hard to contribute:I just woke up and voila!

Yorkie · Post by **Yorkie** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:52 am

I bring fuck all to the table, I'm just here to leach of your knowledge.

Plus I thought the first post was just a haze and a place to take shit. It's not even a thread to return to after you post. Or at least over the last couple Of years that's what is has become.

Maybe it needs a first post in the log with training background etc ?

Thatcher II · Post by **Thatcher II** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:55 am

Yorkie wrote:Maybe it needs a first post in the log with training background, acute medical conditions, obesity stats etc ?

Fixed.

Yorkie · Post by **Yorkie** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:41 pm

Wel it burns when I piss! But that Thai girl told me that was normal

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:29 pm

Rant got internet service at home. Goody.

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:13 pm

tough old man wrote:Lenny I will give a pass to because of his excellent first post on the depression thread, but the rest has been complete crap.

Newbie introductions are always terrible. People should stop introducing themselves until they do something interesting enough to be asked who they are. An introduction from Lenny would now mean something. Random introductions from people who will likely never write anything anyone cares to respond to are pointless.

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:28 pm

Got to disagree with you bother. I like making the Pleb, Prospect, Rush what the fuckever, stand in the door at the party and say who the fuck he is:whether it's his real name and personality or not, in this place.

So we can fuck with them.

It has got rid of newbies before, ones that probably had no fucking business

being here.

WELCOME TO THUNDER DOME, BITCHES!

Yorkie · Post by **Yorkie** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:45 pm

Turdacious wrote:Rant got internet service at home. Goody.

Whose turn is it, to be accused of being rant this week ?

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:53 pm

All newbies are assumed to be Rant until proven otherwise. (Yes, a breathalyzer result counts as proof.)

Yorkie · Post by **Yorkie** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:56 pm

Pinky wrote:All newbies are assumed to be Rant until proven otherwise. (Yes, a breathalyzer result counts as proof.)

Is rant still drunk and prattling on about men's fashion ? That was my last visit to his blog

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:58 pm

The hazing isn't that bad... When the poor fuckstick proves he's a good sport, most everybody is cool with him. And like DARTH said, teh one's who can't hack it leave, and that's fine.

Yorkie wrote:
Pinky wrote:All newbies are assumed to be Rant until proven otherwise. (Yes, a breathalyzer result counts as proof.)
Is rant still drunk and prattling on about men's fashion ? That was my last visit to his blog

Yorkie you're out of your element.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:03 pm

Yorkie wrote:
Pinky wrote:All newbies are assumed to be Rant until proven otherwise. (Yes, a breathalyzer result counts as proof.)
Is rant still drunk and prattling on about men's fashion ? That was my last visit to his blog

His writing really varies based on how often he takes his meds.

Yorkie · Post by **Yorkie** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:20 pm

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:The hazing isn't that bad... When the poor fuckstick proves he's a good sport, most everybody is cool with him. And like DARTH said, teh one's who can't hack it leave, and that's fine.

Yorkie wrote:
Pinky wrote:All newbies are assumed to be Rant until proven otherwise. (Yes, a breathalyzer result counts as proof.)
Is rant still drunk and prattling on about men's fashion ? That was my last visit to his blog
Yorkie you're out of your element.

Yep I'm probably am, but I'm ok with lowering my standards so I can hang out with you.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:32 pm

Yorkie wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:The hazing isn't that bad... When the poor fuckstick proves he's a good sport, most everybody is cool with him. And like DARTH said, teh one's who can't hack it leave, and that's fine.

Yorkie wrote:
Pinky wrote:All newbies are assumed to be Rant until proven otherwise. (Yes, a breathalyzer result counts as proof.)
Is rant still drunk and prattling on about men's fashion ? That was my last visit to his blog
Yorkie you're out of your element.

Yep I'm probably am, but I'm ok with lowering my standards so I can hang out with you.

That's the spirit!

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:16 pm

Turdacious wrote:
Yorkie wrote:
Pinky wrote:All newbies are assumed to be Rant until proven otherwise. (Yes, a breathalyzer result counts as proof.)
Is rant still drunk and prattling on about men's fashion ? That was my last visit to his blog
His writing really varies based on how often he takes his meds.

"Meds" being a broad terms that includes Jameson.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:34 pm

Pinky wrote:
tough old man wrote:Lenny I will give a pass to because of his excellent first post on the depression thread, but the rest has been complete crap.
Newbie introductions are always terrible...Random introductions from people who will likely never write anything anyone cares to respond to are pointless.

All I get out of them is the fact that someone new is on the board (bring your checkbook?), and an opportunity for some comic riffing.

We chased off an Air Force pilot some years ago, so it does serve its purpose every now and then.

Bud Charniga's grape ape · Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:47 pm

The introduction wasn't so bad. I got a nice camping trip out of it!

IGX

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