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Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 4:30 pm
by Batboy2/75
Granted it's a very very long shot, but why the hell not? If I get lucky, enough dupes will conribute money to my beer and Reno hooker fund that I can have some fun in 2012.


Ask away. All serious question will be answered.

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 4:46 pm
by bigpeach
Did you actually renounce your Mexican citizenship so you could get into the Army, or did you just claim dual?

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 5:03 pm
by tough old man
What would you do to increase my retirement check? failing that how can you minimize what they take out of it?

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 5:16 pm
by seeahill
How do you stand on Medicare?

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 5:18 pm
by WildGorillaMan
What's your stance on the age of consent?

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:03 pm
by Dux
Will you take away my guns? \:D/

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:06 pm
by SAR
screw taking them away, I'll vote for you if you give me some.
Please send:
1) ruger sp101 in 357 3" barrel
2) mossberg 590 mariner
3) ak 47 (arsenal, lancaster arms would do, krebs custom or rifle dynamics would make me vote early and often)

thanks, I'll look for the UPS truck.

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:10 pm
by bigpeach
Define "personal use quantities."

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:12 pm
by seeahill
Are you in favor of a national obesity tax?

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:13 pm
by Batboy2/75
bigpeach wrote:Did you actually renounce your Mexican citizenship so you could get into the Army, or did you just claim dual?

Didn't need to, since both sides of family have been in the United States before there was a Mexican State and therefore was never a Mexican citzen.

Next question

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:18 pm
by Batboy2/75
tough old man wrote:What would you do to increase my retirement check? failing that how can you minimize what they take out of it?

Natianal Sales tax that replaces all federal personal income, corporate income & capital gains taxes. You will be rewarded for saving vs consuming.

Also, since I'm not above buying a couple votes- an ambassadorship for the tropical paradise of your choice.

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:21 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Will PEDs be eligible for coverage under health insurance plans or will you make them OTC?

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:23 pm
by Batboy2/75
Dux wrote:Will you take away my guns? \:D/

Good question; no.

National Open Carry law.
Repeal of the ban on new select (full auto) fire guns.
Executive order allowing the importation of non sporting foreign weapons
BATF staff relocated to Nome Alaska with new mission of giving polor bears recal exams.
The Brady family will be stripped of their citizenship and sent to China to enjoy the full and entire range of lack of rights they have tried forcing on US citizens for the last 20 years or so.

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:24 pm
by Batboy2/75
seeahill wrote:Are you in favor of a national obesity tax?

No, you are free to be as fat and stupid as you like. You'll also foot the bill for your choices.

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:29 pm
by Batboy2/75
SAR wrote:screw taking them away, I'll vote for you if you give me some.
Please send:
1) ruger sp101 in 357 3" barrel
2) mossberg 590 mariner
3) ak 47 (arsenal, lancaster arms would do, krebs custom or rifle dynamics would make me vote early and often)

thanks, I'll look for the UPS truck.
Sorry, no freebees

However, all weapons conficated from criminals by federal LEO authorities will be sold or traded to the public. If the Federal Gvt owes you money you can request payment in the form of confiscated weapons. At cut rate price of course.

As for the AK, as an AK47 owner and builder, I will launch an education program that will teach everyday gun enthusists like yourself how to manufacture your own AK. Kind of like the teach a man to fish, but with kick ass guns.

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:32 pm
by Batboy2/75
WildGorillaMan wrote:Will PEDs be eligible for coverage under health insurance plans or will you make them OTC?

No national heath plan. I support your right as a free adult to partake in any drug you choose, so long as your willing to suffer the consequnces of your actions.

Drugs will be cheap and plentiful in my America for adults over the age of 21. Those caught selling drugs to underage minors will enjoy the new federal digs in the artic section of Alaska.

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:33 pm
by Batboy2/75
WildGorillaMan wrote:What's your stance on the age of consent?

Trick question, that's a States rights issue.

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:34 pm
by Batboy2/75
bigpeach wrote:Define "personal use quantities."

I'm assuming you're talking about drugs.

As much as you can afford.

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:37 pm
by Batboy2/75
seeahill wrote:How do you stand on Medicare?

Barring privatization the program, taxing the shit out of rich old fuckers like you. I hear you own a swank Montana vacation cabin, you rich bastard.

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:42 pm
by seeahill
Batboy2/75 wrote:
seeahill wrote:How do you stand on Medicare?

Barring privatization the program, taxing the shit out of rich old fuckers like you. I hear you own a swank Montana vaction cabin, you rich bastard.
Will you support a national forest fire fighting program centered around my cabin?

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:48 pm
by Batboy2/75
seeahill wrote:
Batboy2/75 wrote:
seeahill wrote:How do you stand on Medicare?

Barring privatization the program, taxing the shit out of rich old fuckers like you. I hear you own a swank Montana vaction cabin, you rich bastard.
Will you support a national forest fire fighting program centered around my cabin?

I fully support the burning of the forest your cabin resides in.

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:50 pm
by bigpeach
Filipinas can be kept as pets, right?

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:51 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Batboy2/75 wrote:
bigpeach wrote:Define "personal use quantities."

I'm assuming you're talking about drugs.

As much as you can afford.
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:51 pm
by seeahill
Social Security?

Re: Ask Presidential Candidate BatBoy a question.

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:53 pm
by Batboy2/75
bigpeach wrote:Filipinas can be kept as pets, right?

No, but I'll have a law allowing for the enslavement of Midgets slipped into some appropriations legislation.