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The president and Mrs. Coolidge once visited a government sponsored farm and were taken around on separate tours. At the chicken pens Mrs. Coolidge paused to inquire of the overseer whether the rooster copulated more than once a day

"Yes, ma'am," replied the farmhand, blushing. "Dozens of times a day.

"Tell that to the president," requested Mrs. Coolidge.

The president soon ambled by the pens and was informed about the rooster. "Same hen every time?" he asked the farmhand.

"Oh no, sir, a different one every time," replied the worker.

"Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge," said Cal.