Page 1 of 1
Osama not buried at sea?
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:47 pm
by Yes, I'm drunk
Leaked email from intelligence firm Stratfor says Osama is in the US?
Be interesting to see how this pans out.....?
http://news.uk.msn.com//blog/trending-b ... eb&_nwpt=1
Re: Osama not buried at sea?
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:10 pm
by Turdacious
Re: Osama not buried at sea?
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:52 pm
by Crust Bucket
LOL
He is probably living in the UK on benefits!
Re: Osama not buried at sea?
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:55 pm
by bigpeach
Buried at sea months later. Or maybe processed into halal sausage.
Re: Osama not buried at sea?
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:59 pm
by jgmack
He is working as a tourist guide at the site where the World Trade Center Towers stood.
Re: Osama not buried at sea?
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:30 pm
by Sassenach
He's still dead, that's a win in my book.
Re: Osama not buried at sea?
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:48 pm
by DARTH
How they handled this is ripe for conspiracy bs. Bush planned on displaying his head TV in a Press cof. if Osama was killed durring his admin.
There was suppossadly a CIA officer in Tora Bora who was carrying around a refrigerated box for this purpose.
Obama did not want to piss off the kind that taught him to love gay sex as a kid in Indoneasia.
His body should have been tied to the face of the New WTF and left to be picked by birds and rot.
Re: Osama not buried at sea?
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:07 pm
by jgmack
Conspiracy nuts would have you believe Bin Laden is buried in Arlington cemetry where nobody would think to look for him. Has any conspiracy theory ever turned out to be true?
Re: Osama not buried at sea?
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:12 pm
by Fat Cat
No, because if it was proven it wouldn't be a theory, smart guy.
Re: Osama not buried at sea?
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:40 pm
by jgmack
Fat Cat wrote:No, because if it was proven it wouldn't be a theory, smart guy.
Exactly. Conspiracy theorists have always been wrong. Why don't you harden up you fat fuck?
Re: Osama not buried at sea?
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:41 pm
by Fat Cat
That's not true either. Conspiracies have frequently been proven true, in which case the theory (and by extension, the theorists) are right. Try to keep up.
Re: Osama not buried at sea?
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:01 am
by Yes, I'm drunk
jgmack wrote:Conspiracy nuts would have you believe Bin Laden is buried in Arlington cemetry where nobody would think to look for him. Has any conspiracy theory ever turned out to be true?
There are quite a few that have turned out to be true, and I consider the MK-ULTRA program -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKULTRA - to be totemic of what crazy things actually do go on that would otherwise remain secret. From the first couple of paragraphs from the wiki link above:
Project MKULTRA, or MK-ULTRA, was the code name for a covert, illegal CIA human experimentation program, run by the CIA's Office of Scientific Intelligence. This official U.S. government program began in the early 1950s, continued at least through the late 1960s, and used U.S. and Canadian citizens as its test subjects.[1][2][3][4]
The published evidence indicates that Project MKULTRA involved the use of many methodologies to manipulate individual mental states and alter brain functions, including the surreptitious administration of drugs and other chemicals, hypnosis,[5] sensory deprivation, isolation, verbal and sexual abuse, as well as various forms of torture.
Project MKULTRA was first brought to wide public attention in 1975 by the U.S. Congress, through investigations by the Church Committee, and by a presidential commission known as the Rockefeller Commission. Investigative efforts were hampered by the fact that CIA Director Richard Helms ordered all MKULTRA files destroyed in 1973; the Church Committee and Rockefeller Commission investigations relied on the sworn testimony of direct participants and on the relatively small number of documents that survived Helms' destruction order.[6]
In 1977, a Freedom Of Information Act request uncovered a cache of 20,000 documents[7] relating to project MKULTRA, which led to Senate hearings later that same year.[2] In recent times most information regarding MKULTRA has been officially declassified.