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The new guy sat at his desk with a hangover yesterday for a while. Then he started bitching about his wifes cooking. Then about her wanting to have sex all the time. The discussion turned to her double ended dildos and her new penchant for her new strap on and giving it to him hard. He is complaining how bad his new cock ring hurts.
I see his wife every day when she picks him up, a sexy thick pixie suicide girl.
My psuedochristian fellow workers are shitting themselves over this.

As an HR professional, I can tell you with all confidence that you don't have to put up with that shit.

Fuck, I'm still laughing about it! My other workers not so much.
And I have no HR department, just the owner.
edit: actually I am usually more offended by the psuedochristians.

Hey, if it adds spice to your day, then it's all WIN.

It is definite LULZ.

The word "threesome" comes to mind

Outstanding!

thick pixie=good. strap on...not so much

tough old man wrote:The most uncomfortable conversation with co-workers

Is this excluding your work with the Marines and the Legion, or including it?

tough old man wrote:The new guy sat at his desk...
...her new penchant for her new strap on and giving it to him hard.

I doubt he really minds.

TOM ask this new guy about his background...I'm sure you're gonna find out he's a former Ranger.

Is this excluding your work with the Marines and the Legion, or including it?

I have ben retired a few years WGM. I now command a sales desk. I will be 50 soon. Fishing again in Ontario this summer if you get that way the invite is there.

TOM ask this new guy about his background...I'm sure you're gonna find out he's a former Ranger.

Army supply. An unappreciated field of endeavor.

tough old man wrote:

Is this excluding your work with the Marines and the Legion, or including it?

I have ben retired a few years WGM. I now command a sales desk. I will be 50 soon. Fishing again in Ontario this summer if you get that way the invite is there.

Ontario is out of the way, but there's some good fishing up by Slave Lake I'm told.

WildGorillaMan wrote:

tough old man wrote:

Is this excluding your work with the Marines and the Legion, or including it?

I have ben retired a few years WGM. I now command a sales desk. I will be 50 soon. Fishing again in Ontario this summer if you get that way the invite is there.

Ontario is out of the way, but there's some good fishing up by Slave Lake I'm told.

I mean, I know they can't swim and all, but fishing for them? That's just cruel.

SAR wrote:thick pixie=good. strap on...not so much

gotta take the ups with the downs. or the ins with the outs as it may be.

Wife is slam pig in need of alpha dick in lieu of her cockfaggot hubby. You know what you need to do.

Fat Cat wrote:Wife is slam pig in need of alpha dick in lieu of her cockfaggot hubby. You know what you need to do.

Is this her?

... What the fuck WGM?

Seriously unprofessional. If he is going to be hungover, he still needs to produce.

WGM suprisingly close. She has a better face and abs than your pic.

Jezebel Jones wrote:... What the fuck WGM?

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Looks like someone tried to cleave her at the hips with a broadsword.