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What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:54 pm
by Protobuilder
Having one Secret Service agent stiffing a Columbian hooker is the biggest scandal in SS history? That's it? Were there drugs or midgets or televangelists involved?
If that's the biggest scandal in your history.....you have a fairly clean history as an organization.
.....Obama arrived in Colombia for the Summit of the Americas yesterday, but the Secret Service agents sent in advance of his arrival were M.I.A. That's because 12 agents were relieved of duty and sent home after allegations of misconduct involving prostitution. Former Washington Post reporter Ronald Kessler calls it "clearly the biggest scandal in Secret Service history."
Kessler became aware of the investigation into Secret Service misconduct and alerted the Washington Post, which was the first publication to report on the story. According to Kessler, "One of the agents did not pay one of the prostitutes, and she complained to the police."
http://gawker.com/5901967/allegations-o ... ce-history
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:06 pm
by nafod
He just didn't want to treat her like a whore. I find that honorable.
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:54 pm
by Andy83
If you're in the military or govt. service of any kind, you can commit any crime and walk. But fuck a woman not yours or somebody else's woman and you face a firing squad.
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:50 am
by Protobuilder
nafod wrote:
He just didn't want to treat her like a whore. I find that honorable.
They need to put a positive spin on it.
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:28 pm
by nafod
Maybe he was out looking on behalf of his boss?
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:02 pm
by bigpeach
I thought law enforcement types all took an oath to use prostitutes. Seriously, check your cities prostitution arrest mug shots. Only the trannies and the ugly chicks actually get arrested. Not hard to figure out what's going on with the decent looking ones.
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:58 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:08 pm
by The Crawdaddy
WGM FTMFW!!! =D> =D> =D>
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:03 pm
by the fearless freep
WildGorillaMan wrote:
LOL of the highest order. Multiple clappies. =D> =D> =D>
edit: learn to spell "prostitutes"
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:50 am
by The Ginger Beard Man
the fearless freep wrote:WildGorillaMan wrote:
LOL of the highest order. Multiple clappies. =D> =D> =D>
edit: learn to spell "prostitutes"
Oh fuck. I can't breathe! =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:18 pm
by powerlifter54
Whole new meaning to "Secret Service Snatch Test"
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:27 pm
by Turdacious
He probably didn't understand the surprise he'd be getting when he requested the 'Zachary special.'
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:08 am
by Protobuilder
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:52 am
by Holland Oates
Turdacious wrote:He probably didn't understand the surprise he'd be getting when he requested the 'Zachary special.'
It ain't for the weak of heart.
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:02 am
by tough old man
So they are in trouble for basically failure to pay and breaking curfew?
No big deal in my book.
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:18 am
by the fearless freep
Jeebuz, who HASN'T stiffed a hooker at some point? Srslsly.
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:23 am
by tough old man
This one time, in Columbia...oh wait.
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:30 pm
by Turdacious
Getting investigated for paying for sex by Congress. No irony to see here.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162- ... e-scandal/
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:36 am
by Protobuilder
No irony here. Do they pay underage boys and senate pages for sex? Do you have evidence that any cash is slipped under the wall of their bathroom stalls? What about high-priced.....nevermind.
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:18 pm
by Turdacious
Terry B. wrote:
No irony here. Do they pay underage boys and senate pages for sex? Do you have evidence that any cash is slipped under the wall of their bathroom stalls? What about high-priced.....nevermind.
And the hookers were nonunion! The horror!
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:52 pm
by nafod
Turdacious wrote:And the hookers were nonunion! The horror!
Thank god! You definitely don't want to get assigned a hooker based on seniority.
Re: What a seriously boring group of individuals
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:24 pm
by TerryB
nafod wrote:Turdacious wrote:And the hookers were nonunion! The horror!
Thank god! You definitely don't want to get assigned a hooker based on seniority.
:teehee
