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This Is The End
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:04 am
by Fat Cat
The Earth is Cracking Up
A leading earthquake scientist has warned that the planet could be cracking up after a series of massive quakes in just 48 hours.
Expert Gheorghe Marmureanu - from Romania's National Institute of Earth Physics - says 39 quakes had hit the globe within two days.
The series started with two massive quakes in Indonesia measuring 8.6 and 8.2 on the Richter scale rapidly followed by three more only slightly smaller in Mexico within hours.
"There is no doubt that something is seriously wrong. There have been too many strong earthquakes," said Marmureanu.
He added: "The quakes are a surprise that cannot be easily explained by current scientific knowledge. With the Indonesian quake for example, statistically, there should be one big earthquake in this part of Asia every 500 years. However, since 2004, there were already three quakes with a magnitude of over 8, which is not normal.
http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/Aroun ... racking_Up
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:17 am
by CharlieBob
the Croatian Times? Really?
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:22 am
by Fat Cat
Oh come on. Croatia is a lovely country.
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:04 am
by Bedlam 0-0-0
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:10 am
by Protobuilder
Fat Cat wrote:
He added: "The quakes are a surprise that cannot be easily explained by current scientific knowledge. With the Indonesian quake for example, statistically, there should be one big earthquake in this part of Asia every 500 years. However, since 2004, there were already three quakes with a magnitude of over 8, which is not normal.
I guess they don't have Google in Romania because this can be disproved in about three seconds.
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:52 am
by Fat Cat
Okay, disprove it.
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:14 am
by Protobuilder
Fat Cat wrote:Okay, disprove it.
That would be giving you a fish. What about I show you to use the Google Machine yourself?
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:06 am
by Xian
Fuck Google. The good book has the answer - repent before it is too late.
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:43 am
by Beer Jew
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:06 pm
by WildGorillaMan
CharlieBob wrote:the Croatian Times? Really?
I imagine it's no more or less full of total bullshit than the New York Times.
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:00 pm
by clutch
I sure could use a vacation from this...
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:32 pm
by Turdacious
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:35 pm
by nafod
I wonder if our planet's yolk is yellow
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:39 pm
by Pinky
Fat Cat wrote:Expert Gheorghe Marmureanu - from Romania's National Institute of Earth Physics -
Palinca => Scientifical insights.
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:54 pm
by TomFurman
All those hot chicks you wanted to bang,... do it this year.
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:32 pm
by the fearless freep
Scaremongering is a solid money maker. Make sure you get your cholesterol checked, too.
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:34 am
by Zombomatic
BobW wrote:I sure could use a vacation from this...
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:11 am
by Dano
Zombomatic wrote:BobW wrote:I sure could use a vacation from this...
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
..."learn to swim".
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:12 pm
by Bobby
And build a boat.
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:44 pm
by Mickey O'neil
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:14 pm
by cunch
BobW wrote:I sure could use a vacation from this...
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Re: This Is The End
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:15 pm
by cunch
Re: This Is The End
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:39 pm
by Mickey O'neil
Great minds think alike.
