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Fitness Industry Business Analytics?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:22 pm
by I dig big chicks
I need some business info, the basic stuff, for my business plan to get some financing for my new space. Just growth info, market trends in fitness, stuff like that. I have my specific local information and competitor's prices, etc. Where should I get the basic big picture information?

Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:09 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
How you're going to rage and ass-rape every other fitness business in the area?

FINANCING? MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T NEED FINANCING, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE PAYING ME RANSOM AND IF NOT, I'LL SELL THE GOLD TEETH I PRY OUT OF THEIR DEAD SKULLS. FINANCING? HA...THIS IS TOTAL WAR. NEW FACILITY? WE'RE MARCHING IN AND OCCUPYING THEIR FACILITIES AND THERE ISN'T A FUCKING THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:36 pm
by I dig big chicks
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:How you're going to rage and ass-rape every other fitness business in the area?

FINANCING? MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T NEED FINANCING, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE PAYING ME RANSOM AND IF NOT, I'LL SELL THE GOLD TEETH I PRY OUT OF THEIR DEAD SKULLS. FINANCING? HA...THIS IS TOTAL WAR. NEW FACILITY? WE'RE MARCHING IN AND OCCUPYING THEIR FACILITIES AND THERE ISN'T A FUCKING THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
I'll actually have a nice place for kids to play while their Moms deadlift. No shit. "Making women's asses bigger for years" will be a T-Shirt.

Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 6:18 pm
by tough old man
Well now I want a Tshirt.

Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:47 pm
by Holland Oates
I dig big chicks wrote:. . . "Making women's asses bigger for years" will be a T-Shirt.
You are doing GAWD'S work but my GAWD man! You could give Jezzy her own gravitational pull with such dark arts.

Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 10:58 pm
by The Nightman
I dig big chicks wrote:I need some business info, the basic stuff, for my business plan to get some financing for my new space. Just growth info, market trends in fitness, stuff like that. I have my specific local information and competitor's prices, etc. Where should I get the basic big picture information?
I think you're making it harder than it needs to be...

Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 12:21 am
by I dig big chicks
The Nightman wrote:
I dig big chicks wrote:I need some business info, the basic stuff, for my business plan to get some financing for my new space. Just growth info, market trends in fitness, stuff like that. I have my specific local information and competitor's prices, etc. Where should I get the basic big picture information?
I think you're making it harder than it needs to be...

Yeah, I figured it out, pretty easy actually. It took me about 20 minutes of reading to learn all I needed for the business plan.

Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 12:27 am
by Protobuilder
You need a mailing list and a free 14-page booklet that has secrets inside.

Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 12:54 am
by Sassenach
Ed Zachary wrote:
I dig big chicks wrote:. . . "Making women's asses bigger for years" will be a T-Shirt.
You are doing GAWD'S work but my GAWD man! You could give Jezzy her own gravitational pull with such dark arts.

He did. He's my coach.

Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:45 am
by The Nightman
I dig big chicks wrote:
The Nightman wrote:
I dig big chicks wrote:I need some business info, the basic stuff, for my business plan to get some financing for my new space. Just growth info, market trends in fitness, stuff like that. I have my specific local information and competitor's prices, etc. Where should I get the basic big picture information?
I think you're making it harder than it needs to be...

Yeah, I figured it out, pretty easy actually. It took me about 20 minutes of reading to learn all I needed for the business plan.

Why financing? What are you looking to open?

You can PM me if you'd rather.

Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 4:40 am
by The Ginger Beard Man
tough old man wrote:Well now I want a Tshirt.
Me too.

Re: Fitness Industry Business Analytics?

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 11:04 am
by Holland Oates
Jezebel Jones wrote:
He did. He's my coach.
I know. That's what drew poor Zombo across multiple states.

There is no resisting the pull of Big Earl Booty!