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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 1:35 am
by Fat Cat
Take your boot off the back of his head.

Re: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 1:37 am
by Alfred_E._Neuman
Why can't niggers play in the sand box?

Cat keeps trying to bury them.

Re: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 2:46 am
by DARTH
You don't.

Re: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 2:47 am
by Yes, I'm drunk
What do you do if you run over a nigger?

Reverse, and make sure it's dead.

Re: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 4:11 am
by baffled
Why do niggers cry during sex?

The mace.

Re: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 7:27 am
by Fat Cat
I'm disappointed in all of you. Go to bed.

Re: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 7:52 am
by Beer Jew
A nigger takes a cute girl home from a club. As they get into bed, she winks at him and says;

''Show me that what they say about black guys is true."

So he stabs her and nicks her purse.

Re: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 10:04 am
by Ronald RayGun

Re: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 2:14 pm
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
I was at a stoplight today and a car full of teenaged niggers pulls up beside me. They had their music bumping and were acting generally annoying. I noticed in my rear view that a semi was coming off of the freeway and barreling down on them at nearly full speed. I tried to warn them but they couldn't hear me. They never stood a chance. It was one of the most violent things I've ever seen. None of them survived. I've spent the whole rest of the day thinking, "Wow...that could've been me...".
I start my CDL class next week!

Re: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 2:35 pm
by Shapecharge
Awesome. Five clappys for the Ranch. =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>