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Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:16 pm
by johno
Coffee buzz: Study finds java drinkers live longer
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May 16, 7:30 PM (ET)
By MARILYNN MARCHIONE
MILWAUKEE (AP) - One of life's simple pleasures just got a little sweeter. After years of waffling research on coffee and health, even some fear that java might raise the risk of heart disease, a big study finds the opposite: Coffee drinkers are a little more likely to live longer. Regular or decaf doesn't matter.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20120516/D9UQ3HAO0.html
Disagree with the decaf part.

Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 4:02 pm
by The Crawdaddy
No shit. Although I drink it because I like the taste, decaf coffee is as bad an idea as beer without alcohol.
Roasting your own only makes it better.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 4:04 pm
by seeahill
I do not drink decaf. I fear being shot for a zombie.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 8:29 am
by Protobuilder
Trenta caramel frappuccino - extra sugar, extra whipped cream. COFFEE IS GOOD FOR YOU!
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 12:12 pm
by DARTH
French Press for the Win!
Make a pot and that shit is good all day, just heat it up and it taste just like in the A.M. unlike if you try to do that with a pot from Mr. Coffee, Eck.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 3:13 pm
by Turdacious
Terry B. wrote:Trenta caramel frappuccino - extra sugar, extra whipped cream. COFFEE IS GOOD FOR YOU!
What year is your Outback?
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 3:33 pm
by Shapecharge
Hey Darth, this is gonna sound cunty but there's something a little biochemically fucked up about french press style/boiled coffee prep. Now I can't speak too knowledgeably about this but there's an oil present called cafestol that can elevate LDL. A paper filter catches most of it. Only reason I mention it is I've got a buddy whose HDL/LDL/triglyceride numbers were completely fucked up. Doctor couldn't figure out what was up...they talked about diet and my buddy mentioned he'd drink a couple of the big french press stype pots a day. The doctor told him to stop and switch to drip style and within a short period of time his numbers were okay. Just FYI. I think if you smoke some weed thought it counteracts this problem.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 3:36 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
DARTH wrote:French Press for the Win!
Make a pot and that shit is good all day, just heat it up and it taste just like in the A.M. unlike if you try to do that with a pot from Mr. Coffee, Eck.
This is the correct answer. All else is savagery.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 7:20 pm
by Holland Oates
I dig my Moka Pot.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 7:36 pm
by Turdacious
I gave up coffee for a while earlier this week. You can all burn in hell.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 8:18 pm
by The Crawdaddy
Turdacious wrote:I gave up coffee for a while earlier this week. You can all burn in hell.
I did this. It sucked. But then I woke up and brewed more and all was well.

Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 9:02 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Terry B. wrote:Trenta caramel frappuccino - extra sugar, extra whipped cream. COFFEE IS GOOD FOR YOU!
Whatever happened to RSW03? Did he ever learn that three of those a day puts the kibosh on the diet efforts?
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 9:07 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
Turdacious wrote:I gave up coffee for a while earlier this week. You can all burn in hell.
I gave up coffee once. It was a disappointment. My life was no better so I went back
I also gave up beer (mostly)...It was a great improvement..this was even more disappointing.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 9:19 pm
by Turdacious
The first few days were miserable. I need to get back to the point where it wakes me up. Hopefully a few more weeks will do the trick.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 10:11 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
Turdacious wrote:The first few days were miserable. I need to get back to the point where it wakes me up. Hopefully a few more weeks will do the trick.
I'm surprised you aren't being more of a dick.
I did a week long ride through Baja, with no access to good coffee...after 3 days I was dipping Folgers Crystals like Copenhagen to stave off the headaches and silent screaming
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 11:00 pm
by Protobuilder
Turdacious wrote:Terry B. wrote:Trenta caramel frappuccino - extra sugar, extra whipped cream. COFFEE IS GOOD FOR YOU!
What year is your Outback?
I am too hippie for a car.
Besides, the coffee news was broken to me by a colleague who was drinking some Starbucks concoction at the time - my response was pretty much what I posted.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 11:04 pm
by Protobuilder
DARTH wrote:French Press for the Win!
Make a pot and that shit is good all day, just heat it up and it taste just like in the A.M. unlike if you try to do that with a pot from Mr. Coffee, Eck.
My french press turns out good for me nearly 25% of the time - a huge gamble in the morning that I am unwilling to risk.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 1:57 am
by DARTH
Shapecharge wrote:Hey Darth, this is gonna sound cunty but there's something a little biochemically fucked up about french press style/boiled coffee prep. Now I can't speak too knowledgeably about this but there's an oil present called cafestol that can elevate LDL. A paper filter catches most of it. Only reason I mention it is I've got a buddy whose HDL/LDL/triglyceride numbers were completely fucked up. Doctor couldn't figure out what was up...they talked about diet and my buddy mentioned he'd drink a couple of the big french press stype pots a day. The doctor told him to stop and switch to drip style and within a short period of time his numbers were okay. Just FYI. I think if you smoke some weed thought it counteracts this problem.
Shit a couple of pots a day!
2-4 cups a day tops and 1 or 2 is from the machine. The Woman does not use the Press, It's a mechanical issue I think.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 2:37 am
by Schlegel
Shapecharge wrote:Hey Darth, this is gonna sound cunty but there's something a little biochemically fucked up about french press style/boiled coffee prep. Now I can't speak too knowledgeably about this but there's an oil present called cafestol that can elevate LDL. A paper filter catches most of it. Only reason I mention it is I've got a buddy whose HDL/LDL/triglyceride numbers were completely fucked up. Doctor couldn't figure out what was up...they talked about diet and my buddy mentioned he'd drink a couple of the big french press stype pots a day. The doctor told him to stop and switch to drip style and within a short period of time his numbers were okay. Just FYI. I think if you smoke some weed thought it counteracts this problem.
Or you can still use the press, just pour the coffee through a paper filter. Problem solved.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 3:40 am
by DARTH
Schlegel wrote:Shapecharge wrote:Hey Darth, this is gonna sound cunty but there's something a little biochemically fucked up about french press style/boiled coffee prep. Now I can't speak too knowledgeably about this but there's an oil present called cafestol that can elevate LDL. A paper filter catches most of it. Only reason I mention it is I've got a buddy whose HDL/LDL/triglyceride numbers were completely fucked up. Doctor couldn't figure out what was up...they talked about diet and my buddy mentioned he'd drink a couple of the big french press stype pots a day. The doctor told him to stop and switch to drip style and within a short period of time his numbers were okay. Just FYI. I think if you smoke some weed thought it counteracts this problem.
Or you can still use the press, just pour the coffee through a paper filter. Problem solved.
Ah Ha!
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 4:31 am
by Turdacious
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Turdacious wrote:The first few days were miserable. I need to get back to the point where it wakes me up. Hopefully a few more weeks will do the trick.
I'm surprised you aren't being more of a dick.
I did a week long ride through Baja, with no access to good coffee...after 3 days I was dipping Folgers Crystals like Copenhagen to stave off the headaches and silent screaming
I did it at a time when I didn't have to deal with too many people for a few days. Around here is another story-- who would notice?
Headaches were a bitch for the first three days though. Now not a big deal.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 5:08 am
by johno
What a bunch of girls...headaches, cramps, filtering French Press coffee through a tampon. Jesus.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 5:28 am
by Crust Bucket
For a moment I thought I was at some touchy feely namby pamby martial art site until johno chimed in :-"
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 6:21 am
by Blaidd Drwg
johno wrote:What a bunch of girls...headaches, cramps, filtering French Press coffee through a tampon. Jesus.
Ha! says the cretin drinking bilge water drip. Coffee is serious biiizznnnnnnneesssss.
Re: Coffee. Fuck Yeah!
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 10:29 am
by The Crawdaddy
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Coffee is serious biiizznnnnnnneesssss.
Absolutely!
For those of you who agree, I've been roasting my own for about 6 months this way (see video). Since my popper was only $20, a pretty inexpensive way to go. Works great for smaller batches (about a half cup at a time), only takes about 5-10 minutes per batch (depending on roast level) and is better than any coffee you can buy due to freshness level. I usually roast enough for about 4 days, and roast while lifting, so no time lost. Several green coffee suppliers out there on the interwebs selling for ~$6/lb depending on bulk quantity purchased and origin. Great thing is that green coffee is good for about a year unroasted, so you really only need to buy about every 6 months to ensure freshness and spread any shipping out across a larger order. Keeps the corporate ass-wipes at Charbucks outta my press (shudder). I buy from Sweet Marias FWIW.