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As if we didn't already know this! Partay at my house!!
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:53 pm
by Shapecharge
Re: As if we didn't already know this! Partay at my house!!
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:32 pm
by johno
Let's toast our new favorite scientists, a team from the Boston University School of Medicine who've found that folks who drink "in moderation" have a better quality of life than those who completely cut out the booze. The researchers tracked more than 5,000 50 year olds, and discovered that the regular drinkers scored highest when measured on factors including dexterity, emotion, cognition and mobility.
I may include a cocktail in my AM mobility routine.
"Overall, this study shows a positive relation between regular moderate alcohol intake and quality of life in middle-aged adults," said the study's authors. It's worth noting that their definition of "moderate" alcohol consumption is "no more than 14 drinks a week, and no more than three a day for women and four a day for men."
3-4 improves my mood in the evening.
Re: As if we didn't already know this! Partay at my house!!
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:30 pm
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
johno wrote:
3-4 improves my mood in the evening.
Yep.

Re: As if we didn't already know this! Partay at my house!!
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:10 pm
by Holeyfraggaroley
I hear you tear it up on your green egg.
Re: As if we didn't already know this! Partay at my house!!
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:52 am
by syaigh
I thought I was a drunken floozy, when in fact, I'm AWESOME!!!
Re: As if we didn't already know this! Partay at my house!!
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:02 pm
by Andy83
Shape. I may be behind the times but just heard of coffee enemas where you take your morning coffee up your asshole. They say it detoxes your liver and will prevent ever getting cancer and even dissolve malignant tumors in progress. Just wondering if you do this and whether mixing in a shot of booze might act like putting nitro in a race car motor. What do you think?
Re: As if we didn't already know this! Partay at my house!!
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:10 pm
by Shapecharge
Andy, I don't know but I like the way you think. I will try it this weekend. I'm thinking that the best course of action would be to separate the two, i.e. do a coffee enema in the a.m. then in the evening during the cocktail hour pour a couple of drinks up my ass, if those words even make sense. I think if I go the martini route I should just go ahead and eat the garlic stuffed olives separately, or do you think I should shove those up my ass too?
Re: As if we didn't already know this! Partay at my house!!
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:16 pm
by cunch
I think there was something about an alcohol enema on "1000 Ways to die".
I absolutely recommend trying it.
Re: As if we didn't already know this! Partay at my house!!
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:51 am
by Andy83
Shape. I never woulda thought about the garlic stuffed olives. I know garlic is good for you. I'll research it out and get back to you. Let me know how the martini up the ass works out. Not sayin' I'll do it. Just wanna know and let the scientists know.
Re: As if we didn't already know this! Partay at my house!!
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:15 am
by The Venerable Bogatir X
Don't forget the Vodka eyedrops for allergy season!
Re: As if we didn't already know this! Partay at my house!!
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:45 pm
by Andy83
Nappy. You put it in your eyes? I put it up my nostrils and my sinuses drain out like a river! Then I'm good to go for the day.
Re: As if we didn't already know this! Partay at my house!!
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:43 pm
by The Venerable Bogatir X
Neti Pot Vodka....i'm liking it!