IGX

Posted today, July 12

This is my pal, Tommy the Turk, as usual trying to get past police/fire lines. Just because he's a journalist. And his house is about to burn down....

Talk about having a faster BBQ time.

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Talk about having a faster BBQ time.

Notice the English accent on the guy in the blue shirt? We be International here. In this town of 7000.

seeahill wrote:

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Talk about having a faster BBQ time.

Notice the English accent on the guy in the blue shirt? We be International here. In this town of 7000.

Unless you're so backwater inbred that you still speak the Queen's English.

http://www.smithisland.net/island-bed-b ... vities.htm

syaigh wrote:

seeahill wrote:

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Talk about having a faster BBQ time.

Notice the English accent on the guy in the blue shirt? We be International here. In this town of 7000.

Unless you're so backwater inbred that you still speak the Queen's English.

http://www.smithisland.net/island-bed-b ... vities.htm

Shit like that only happens on the East Coast.

But now, damn it, I want to go to Smith Island.

Wow. Thanks for all your sympathy and outpouring of goodwill.

Word has come down that, although the fire is not out, it is contained.

I will keep your generous donations in reserve for similar events.

seeahill wrote:Wow. Thanks for all your sympathy and outpouring of goodwill.

really, it was nothing.

dead man walking wrote:

seeahill wrote:Wow. Thanks for all your sympathy and outpouring of goodwill.

really, it was nothing.

Yet I feel my eyes welling over with tears.

Or that might be smoke.

seeahill wrote:Wow. Thanks for all your sympathy and outpouring of goodwill.

One of these days, Tim, your cabin is really going to burn down to the river rock foundation. At that time sympathy will be shared and probably sincere.

The consistency and faux drama of these near misses of your cabin are routine. I for one enjoy a guilty pleasure thinking of that shack actually burning to the ground, just to see how well you describe the event to us.

A writer can be vexing, aggravating, foolish or even self parodying but boring? No wonder people claim, Tim, that your readers use your books to balance the legs on uneven chairs and tables.

Well, Tim, I don't buy it. I think that you express yourself well. Maybe you ought to plant a garden at your rural Dacha, take photos and let those of us who do not have access to Rocky Mountain vegetation enjoy what you have wrought? Beauty instead of drama? Please?

Well thanks Gene.

Timmah! I for one am happy you and the stabin cabin are safe and sound.

Shit I'll even post a pic of cabin bewbies to help you feel better...

Crust Bucket wrote:Timmah! I for one am happy you and the stabin cabin are safe and sound.

Shit I'll even post a pic of cabin bewbies to help you feel better...

I've never been so happy a cabin didn't burn down.

I speak for my entire family in saying I personally am glad your cabin did not burn down. Probably my sister too, she keeps talking about some Cahill guy who is a word wizard and have I ever heard of him?

Tim, do you have insurance? Would you claim force majeure to get off paying your bet?

What the fuck?!?!? Is this for real? I must have taken the blue fucking pill and woke up in the matrix because this isn't the IGx I used to know. Of course we want that fucking cabin to burn. We need it to burn. That cabin is a symbol of everything wrong in this world. Can a hardworking man that loves and cares for his family have a cabin? Fuck no he can't. But can a shitty writer who plagiarizes everything that he's been recognized for have a cabin? Well I guess so. Open your eyes fucksticks...that cabin has to go.

Living in the Wildland Interface is not without risk.

Gene wrote:No wonder people claim, Tim, that your readers use your books to balance the legs on uneven chairs and tables.

=D> =D>

Tim knows all the rules and regulations that determine who may call themselves a writer. The first requirement is that you must be an androgynous sissified pussy or a dyke.