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I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:49 am
by syaigh
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:53 am
by baffled
I shot a baseball bat because I'm high and I do what I want.
That doesn't make any sense.
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:21 am
by Fat Cat
It does to me.
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:15 am
by The Ginger Beard Man
I kissed a weirdo because I'm hot and can do whatever I want.
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:20 am
by Protobuilder
Would fuchsia be considered an "other", "pink" or "purple"?
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:39 am
by The Venerable Bogatir X
I shot my brother because that's what I do.
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:08 am
by baffled
Terry B. wrote:Would fuchsia be considered an "other", "pink" or "purple"?
gay.
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:35 am
by Protobuilder
baffled wrote:Terry B. wrote:Would fuchsia be considered an "other", "pink" or "purple"?
gay.
I appreciate the punctuation even if you are obviously fashion-phobic.
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:42 am
by TerryB
see? this is the kind of shit women post
that's why I strongly suggest banning them from the INternet
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:21 pm
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
I murdered a policeman because that's how I roll.
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:36 pm
by syaigh
protobuilder wrote:see? this is the kind of shit women post
that's why I strongly suggest banning them from the INternet
Geez, what a downer, and I even posted the whole thing so you didn't have to click links.
Try this instead:
http://www.scholastic.com/captainunderp ... ypants.htm
Sorry, its a link.
Snotty Barfpants
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:21 pm
by nafod
I bludgeoned a porcupine because he was eating my begonias.
No, really. It had to stop.
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:41 pm
by Mickey O'neil
I shot a ninja because I'm hot and I do what I want.
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:53 pm
by Gav
I murdered my neighbor because I was high.
This may not be too far from the truth.
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:58 pm
by seeahill
I kissed a baseball bat because I was drunk.
A baseball bat?
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:26 pm
by TerryB
seeahill wrote:I kissed a baseball bat because I was drunk.
A baseball bat?
what are you wearing?
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:31 pm
by Crust Bucket
seeahill wrote:A baseball bat?
That's the only thing that would give it up :-"
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:42 pm
by bigpeach
I choked on a homeless guy because I love my family.
Now, what is this thread about?
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:45 pm
by Pinky
I shot a gangster because I'm not telling you assholes when my birthday is.
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:21 pm
by beefheart
I smacked a dvd player because I hate myself--- man, I am lame...
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:53 pm
by The Nightman
I sang to my dog because I hate myself.
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:27 pm
by TerryB
Everyone posted in this thread because they hate themselves.
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:00 pm
by buckethead
I fucked Katy Perry because I'm good looking and hung
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:40 pm
by Mickey O'neil
BucketHead wrote:I fucked Katy Perry because I'm good looking and hung
Watch yourself!
Re: I kissed your mom cause I was drunk.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:58 pm
by syaigh
protobuilder wrote:Everyone posted in this thread because they hate themselves.
And yet, you feel the need to post here. Whatever happened to your poop experiment?