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Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:09 pm
by Andy83
Doesn't want to train hard every fuckin' day. Hates going to the pool just to get a few mor medals. It happens folks. Believe it.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:23 pm
by dead man walking
that's because he smoked some weed years ago. that shit ruins your life.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:31 pm
by Andy83
Hey DMW. You got a medical weed card for your fuck equipment cancer? If not, better get one. You've been a dead man walking for quite some time now.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:01 pm
by Kenny X
Shouldn't the title read: "phuckin tired" ???

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:47 pm
by dead man walking
andy,

i don't think i can get a pharmaceutical weed if i'm not receiving any treatment.

what i got just sits there, apparently dormant, simply reminding me that, unlike you and mickey, i'm not immortal.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:08 pm
by Boris
I've known a lot of swimmers who smoked the marijuana. A lot.

No surprise that Michael is tired of swimming. No surprise at all.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:53 pm
by Mountebank
Swimming laps is by far the most boring fitness activity I have ever done in my life. It is why I will never do a triathlon ever again. Fuck swimming laps.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:20 pm
by Andy83
DMW. Get Mannatech, get rubberbands, smoke the weed and fuck a lot of celebrities and you will get immortal.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:34 pm
by Fat Cat
What a duck says wrote:Swimming laps is by far the most boring fitness activity I have ever done in my life. It is why I will never do a triathlon ever again. Fuck swimming laps.
It's funny, for a while years ago I did a ton of swimming. I found it a very pleasing departure from jiujitsu, which is hot, high pressure, high impact, constantly thinking how to get ahead, etc. Swimming on the other hand is low pressure, low impact, cool, you can let your mind wander, etc. I actually found it a relief.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:54 pm
by buckethead
What a duck says wrote:Swimming laps is by far the most boring fitness activity I have ever done in my life. It is why I will never do a triathlon ever again. Fuck swimming laps.
A graphic example

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Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:02 pm
by TerryB
currently the worst thread on IGX

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:08 pm
by Shapecharge
Frodo start something new and me and the rest of the crew will hijack it.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:09 pm
by TerryB
Terry told me I can only do one thread a week.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:16 pm
by Mountebank
Fat Cat wrote:
What a duck says wrote:Swimming laps is by far the most boring fitness activity I have ever done in my life. It is why I will never do a triathlon ever again. Fuck swimming laps.
It's funny, for a while years ago I did a ton of swimming. I found it a very pleasing departure from jiujitsu, which is hot, high pressure, high impact, constantly thinking how to get ahead, etc. Swimming on the other hand is low pressure, low impact, cool, you can let your mind wander, etc. I actually found it a relief.
I could see that working for your situation. Probably my mild ADD combined with the fact I don't like to have to constantly exert effort just to keep breathing.

I'm a fast swimmer, but distance just bugs me. I think I'd much prefer open water, but that's not worth the drive. I didn't really dig surfing much either, on a tangential note.

Good thing I live in the desert.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:19 pm
by Fat Cat
I'm leaving this thread.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:27 pm
by Shapecharge
Frodo, I think this Teri chick was just making a suggestion.

Mak, it's obvious to all that Quack is in love with you. This courtship has been going on for quite some time.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:14 pm
by milosz
He's probably tired from fucking every coed who's crossed his path since Beijing.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:33 pm
by Crust Bucket
Let's unfruitify all this jibber jabber...

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Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:53 pm
by Thatcher II
The Phelpinator has ADD. For him to become a world class swimster is like Fat Cat going to University and getting a degree. Simply phenomenal. Against the odds. A triumph over adversity etc. etc.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:01 pm
by Mountebank
Dammit. I've been figured out.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:06 pm
by baffled
I personally find Quack's courtship of FC to be a beautiful thing.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:08 pm
by Jay
Jesus tap dancing christ.....

swimming is horrendous... boring as fuck

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:01 am
by Protobuilder
I just ate an entire box of some kind of peanut butter cookies that actually tasted good though 2 or 3 of them.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:42 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Jay wrote:Jesus tap dancing christ.....

swimming is horrendous... boring as fuck
It's also brutal. I went to a high school with a strong swimming program, and not coincidentally kids on the school swim team were almost all in the local development racing club. So I knew a lot of swimmers.

Their training is grueling and seemingly never ending. Twice a day pool sessions being normal.

Shaf has said before that upon retirement most ex-swim racers have no idea how to scale a normal fitness regimen because their experience in the pool was endless marathon sessions.

With twenty years of perspective, among the high school friends I still know, most of them have had shoulder surgeries, and almost all of them are no less fat and out of shape as anyone else their age. None of them still train or work out.

Re: Michael Phelps fuckin' tired

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:58 pm
by Jay
WildGorillaMan wrote:
It's also brutal. I went to a high school with a strong swimming program, and not coincidentally kids on the school swim team were almost all in the local development racing club. So I knew a lot of swimmers.

Their training is grueling and seemingly never ending. Twice a day pool sessions being normal.

Shaf has said before that upon retirement most ex-swim racers have no idea how to scale a normal fitness regimen because their experience in the pool was endless marathon sessions.

With twenty years of perspective, among the high school friends I still know, most of them have had shoulder surgeries, and almost all of them are no less fat and out of shape as anyone else their age. None of them still train or work out.
It is brutal. They train for hours each week.

I respect what they do but it's more fun watching table tennis