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Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:22 am
by Fat Cat
Bill Nye Blasts Todd Akin, Challenges ‘Fucking Idiot’ to Debate

Bill Nye may still be The Science Guy, but he's no longer Mr. Nice Guy.


During a live interview this morning with the Smithsonian Channel, the mild mannered science educator unloaded on U.S. Congressman Todd Akin, calling him "a fucking idiot" for accusing Nye of personally provoking Hurricane Issac.

Last week Nye uploaded a video to Youtube urging parents not to teach their children creationism. At a town hall campaign event yesterday, Akin used the video as an example of immoral behavior driving god to punish America through extreme weather.

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The 56 year old star of the long-running "Bill Nye The Science Guy" was in the studio to promote his new documentary series focusing on the neuroscience of childhood development.

After briefly discussing his show, the Smithsonian anchors asked Nye about Akin's recent accusation. The normally genial Nye wasted no time venting his rage about the comments:

"Look, these people they're fucking retarded. Rape can't cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality? I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism? Who can possibly take these people seriously anymore?"

The slightly uncomfortable anchors then tried to change the subject, but Nye persisted:

"It used to be these Republicans didn't believe in global warming or evolution. That was bad enough. Now they don't even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate storks for people who were raped and people who weren't? "

"Hey look over there! It's the rape stork. It drops off all its babies directly at the orphanage."

"He's a fucking idiot. Just a plain fucking idiot. I'm sorry - I don't say that word very often - but it happens to fit in this case. He's just a fucking idiot."

http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/30/bill ... es-debate/

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:27 am
by Fat Cat
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Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:30 am
by Sassenach
I fucking love the Internet.

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:31 am
by Shafpocalypse Now
God I love this place

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:45 am
by Gene
Fat Cat wrote:Bill Nye Blasts Todd Akin, Challenges ‘Fucking Idiot’ to Debate

....these Republicans didn't believe in global warming


Those who can, do. Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach go into comedy and teach "science" on TV.

Akin is an idiot. So is Joe Biden. One won't make it to the Senate. The other is a heartbeat away from the Oval Office.

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:48 am
by Sassenach
.... you realize that whole article is satire, right?

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:01 am
by stosh
Sure, but Akin and Nye are both intrisically satirical.

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:08 am
by Brutal Bajan
Eh, I was always a Beakman man, myself.

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:11 am
by Sassenach
Brutal Bajan wrote:Eh, I was always a Beakman man, myself.
Shun! Shun the nonbeliever!

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:17 am
by Protobuilder
Jezebel Jones wrote:.... you realize that whole article is satire, right?
I didn't see any emoticons.

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:53 am
by Foul-Mouthed Ignoramus
Brutal Bajan wrote:Eh, I was always a Beakman man, myself.
LOL

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:58 am
by MinnieApple
Todd Akin wrote:Rape can't cause pregnancy
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The Akin Defense

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:06 pm
by TerryB
Terry B. wrote:
Jezebel Jones wrote:.... you realize that whole article is satire, right?
I didn't see any emoticons.
Fool to leave 833P in charge of htmls!

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:53 pm
by cleaner464
MinnieApple wrote:
Todd Akin wrote:Rape can't cause pregnancy
A legitimate rape. Get the terminology straight.

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:03 pm
by dead man walking
who's in charge around here?

this minnie apple intruder--with a cunty name--has not introduced itself. has it?

tits or gtfo. and if it's a guy using that name, just gtfo.

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:57 am
by The Crawdaddy
dead man walking wrote:who's in charge around here?

this minnie apple intruder--with a cunty name--has not introduced itself. has it?

tits or gtfo. and if it's a guy using that name, just gtfo.
Nope. Fresh meat needs an intro.

MinnieWeenie: Get busy bitcho

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:53 pm
by MinnieApple
dead man walking wrote:who's in charge around here?

this minnie apple intruder--with a cunty name--has not introduced itself. has it?

tits or gtfo. and if it's a guy using that name, just gtfo.
Done:

http://irongarmx.net/phpBB2/search.php? ... mit=Search

Re: Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:05 pm
by dead man walking
no. that's inadequate.

you start a new thread on the free speech forum in which you introduce yourself, providing salient facts about yourself, past and present. no names, but tits are good. then the warm and intelligent people who congregate here officially welcome you.