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Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:30 am
by Fat Cat
Just wondering. Or is IGX lily-white like Jesus?
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:54 am
by Croatoa
I'm half chinese. Dad is from Nanjing. My mother is from Belfast.
So I like to drink but I can't hold my booze.
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:57 am
by Fat Cat
I welcome you, on behalf of white people everywhere.
There's a ton of chinkos in Belfast now. Have you been? And Irish is pretty much a colored race anyway, so we'll count you as a token full blood if you're down.
Now go do my laundry.
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:00 am
by milosz
"Terry, listen to me. Do this for the white race. You may be Irish, but they're almost white."
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:03 am
by Croatoa
Fat Cat wrote:I welcome you, on behalf of white people everywhere.
There's a ton of chinkos in Belfast now. Have you been? And Irish is pretty much a colored race anyway, so we'll count you as a token full blood if you're down.
Now go do my laundry.
Never been to Belfast. I don't like potatoes.
Never been to the mother land either.
I won't do your laundry but I'll sell you a counterfeit designer handbag for 20 dollars more than it's worth whilest causing a 10 car pile up at a 4 way stop.
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:05 am
by Fat Cat
This shirt isn't going to wash itself, McChang. But I'll take the handbag and a side of noodles.
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:08 am
by Croatoa
Fat Cat wrote:
This shirt isn't going to wash itself, McChang. But I'll take the handbag and a side of noodles.
The laundromat is more of a raghead thing where I am. The chinamen are more about the corner stores and restaurants.
You want to send out for a chinky, you got lots of options here in Hongcouver BC.
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:09 am
by Croatoa
FC, where are you at in Hawaii?
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:12 am
by Fat Cat
You're in Vancouver? If I ever get out that way I'll let you know, I have loads of family there. They're white too, so they might not come down to Chinatown though. I'm in Honolulu, which is why I'm so versed in racial sensitivity. Why, you need a grass skirt or some coconuts? Got some fine seashells too...
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:16 am
by Croatoa
Fat Cat wrote:You're in Vancouver? If I ever get out that way I'll let you know, I have loads of family there. They're white too, so they might not come down to Chinatown though. I'm in Honolulu, which is why I'm so versed in racial sensitivity. Why, you need a grass skirt or some coconuts? Got some fine seashells too...
I was there(Honolulu) last month. First time in a couple of years. Love the laid back atmosphere.
Whereabouts do your kin live here in Vancity?
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:34 am
by Fat Cat
Damn son, you should have told me I could have hooked you up. If you ever make it back, hit me up and I will take you out for sushi and rape.
I called my mom and she said they live in Shaughnessy, but I don't know where that is. Also, plenty down the way in Victoria too.
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:35 am
by Holland Oates
I'm technically native American. Card carrying Cherokee to be exact. But I'm a pale skinned redbearded injun so I don't really count.
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:41 am
by Croatoa
Fat Cat wrote:Damn son, you should have told me I could have hooked you up. If you ever make it back, hit me up and I will take you out for sushi and rape.
I called my mom and she said they live in Shaughnessy, but I don't know where that is. Also, plenty down the way in Victoria too.
Shaughnessy means they have money. Really nice area!
One thing I find hilarious about Hawaii is how all the fat pasty dudes from the main land think it's easy pickings for them on the island because they're rocking a pooka shell necklace and carrying a boogie board.
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:41 am
by Croatoa
Ed Zachary wrote:I'm technically native American. Card carrying Cherokee to be exact. But I'm a pale skinned redbearded injun so I don't really count.
You also have a job.
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:43 am
by Fat Cat
Ed Zachary wrote:I'm technically native American. Card carrying Cherokee to be exact. But I'm a pale skinned redbearded injun so I don't really count.
So we gots one Indian.
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:45 am
by Fat Cat
Croatoa wrote:Fat Cat wrote:Damn son, you should have told me I could have hooked you up. If you ever make it back, hit me up and I will take you out for sushi and rape.
I called my mom and she said they live in Shaughnessy, but I don't know where that is. Also, plenty down the way in Victoria too.
Shaughnessy means they have money. Really nice area!
One thing I find hilarious about Hawaii is how all the fat pasty dudes from the main land think it's easy pickings for them on the island because they're rocking a pooka shell necklace and carrying a boogie board.
Yes, they have skrillz, but I've not been in Canada since 1989 so I really have no idea where they are. They visit here occasionally.
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:45 am
by Fat Cat
Any other coloreds? I'm the IGX demographer-laureate.
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:49 am
by Mickey O'neil
Is sexy a color?
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:54 am
by Fat Cat
Yeah, we call it "white" around where I'm from.
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:59 am
by Mickey O'neil
Haha!
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:03 am
by Fat Cat
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:09 am
by baffled
I'm 1/8 Japanese and I think the same Hawaiian. Rest is Portuguese on my Dad's side.
I'm not proud, but I'm not ashamed either.
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:17 am
by Fat Cat
That's nothing to feel ashamed of. Really. It's nothing.
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:31 am
by Holeyfraggaroley
I think Gary is it but he's out banging old chicks if remember rightly
Re: Do we have any coloreds here?
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:34 am
by DrDonkeyLove
I'm almost translucent.