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seeahill wrote:

You T.E. Lawrence Motherfucker!

I used to be young:

50 years ago

You and that camel look made for each other. Will you marry?

nah. that camel bit me on the head. I'll show you a pic of that if you so desire. Bloody and such.

seeahill wrote:nah. that camel bit me on the head. I'll show you a pic of that if you so desire. Bloody and such.

A lovers quarrel?

climber511 wrote:

seeahill wrote:nah. that camel bit me on the head. I'll show you a pic of that if you so desire. Bloody and such.

A lovers quarrel?

yeah, pretty much...

That's a nasty looking mushroom stamp.

huh?

But will you loooovee me, tomorrrrowwww....

As long as he doesn't spit on you.

What about a camel toe?

seeahill wrote:

Is this one of those Facebook "who's hotter" things? You should have set it up as a poll.

tough old man wrote:As long as he doesn't spit on you.

When you load them up, they complain about it. Sound like malfunctioning outboard motors at idle. That's when they might spit. To emulate the feeling, you might heat a raw egg up to body temp and crack it open on your head. Except the camel expectorant is a green partially digested cud of acacia leaves and it smells like a dump in the tropics. This only happens to most people once.

Serious question here is why the fuck are you spending so much time with muslims?

Andy79 wrote:Serious question here is why the fuck are you spending so much time with muslims?

That is a Christian camel. Like the ones the three Wise Men rode to see the Baby Jesus. Why do you hate the Baby Jesus?

seeahill wrote:
That is a Christian camel. Like the ones the three Wise Men rode to see the Baby Jesus. Why do you hate the Baby Jesus?

Because the little bastard never showed him enough respect.

That bite sucks, you should eat that camel for dinner

I never saw the attraction.

It really is amazing how much people look like their pets.

Hey mine was a serious question. Have the muslims got you ready to give your life for Allah? 72 virgins in heaven is way better than doing elderly things here on earth, so they say.

I don't hate my son. It's just that he fucked up the mission I gave him here on earth and I've had to come down and try to fix things myself. Pisses me off!

Andy79 wrote:Hey mine was a serious question. Have the muslims got you ready to give your life for Allah? 72 virgins in heaven is way better than doing elderly things here on earth, so they say.

I don't hate my son. It's just that he fucked up the mission I gave him here on earth and I've had to come down and try to fix things myself. Pisses me off!

Do you honestly think timmah's knees could take blows from 72 coffee cups?

According to Allah, he will be able to smash 72 toilet bowls with his face.

OK Andy,
To answer your question seriously:

Kenya, where I just was is about 50% Christion, 10% Muslim. Kenyans like the US better than Americans like the US, this according to this 2011 Pew Global Attitudes poll. Statistically, the number who like Americans in Kenya HAS to include many Muslims:

http://www.pewglobal.org/database/?indi ... mode=chart

My next trip is to Nepal, north of Kathmandu, where most people are Buddhist. You have more Muslims in Michigan.