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The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:47 pm
by Kenny X
I hadn't had LOA in regular rotation since a year or so after Broken Valley came out. It was a good record and all, but LOA were always that band that I'd lose and then rediscover again later on, often with a new perspective.
Was thinking about them earlier today and looked the up on Wikipedia, and read what I've copied below. LMAO I thought it was an elaborate joke, but NOPE, it's true.
Blows my mind.
In July 2011, after performing for more than twenty years as a man, Caputo announced plans to transition from male to female and began referring to herself with female pronouns.[3][4] Now known as Mina Caputo, she does not mind when fans continue to refer to her as Keith.[3]
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:21 pm
by DARTH
Allways knew they were fags.
They allways came off to me as an unholy union between Bio-Hazzard and Alice in Chains.
A good friend had a long time friend tell him he was getting snipped and drilled a few years back. a real WTF? for him.
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:35 pm
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
I liked the tune "River Runs Red", but I couldn't ever get into all that whiny "why me" bullshit.
I'm not surprised at all.
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:24 pm
by Kenny X
I don't know what it is about that Doom & Gloom stuff. I seem to gravitate towards it sometimes. Crowbar is one of my favorite bands. Listened to them for years. Nowadays it's Katatonia, too.
Though I don't think any of the guys from either of those bands will be getting their dicks cut off and flipped inside-out anytime soon (and thank the Good, Sweet LORD for that).
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:36 pm
by WildGorillaMan
I'm semi-surprised that neither Proto nor EZ have posted "Would!" yet.
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:53 pm
by Kenny X
WildGorillaMan wrote:I'm semi-surprised that neither Proto nor EZ have posted "Would!" yet.
Maybe this might help-

Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:56 pm
by WildGorillaMan
What's her Fran time?
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:58 pm
by Kenny X
I don't know but I guarantee it'll improve by at-least a couple of minutes once the penis is removed.
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:03 am
by tough old man
Sarina
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:05 am
by Kenny X
tough old man wrote:
Sarina
If you're ever curious as to why I don't get shitfaced at strange bars and bring girls home....
^^THAT^^.
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:09 am
by tough old man
Domino Presley could cause that problem too.
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:16 am
by Kenny X
tough old man wrote:Domino Presley could cause that problem too.
My dating pool just whittled it's self down to the lobbies of reputable gynecologist's offices. And even then, we're going in the back for a thorough exam before any numbers are exchanged.
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:53 am
by syaigh
I don't know. "Life of Agony", lead by a woman. Should make perfect sense to most of you.
[youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4-a8zh0m9c[/youtube]
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:10 am
by DARTH
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:tough old man wrote:
Sarina
If you're ever curious as to why I don't get shitfaced at strange bars and bring girls home....
^^THAT^^.
Was'nt (s)he on SAMCROW last night?
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:50 am
by Holland Oates
TOM's posts are definite WOULD. The manbearpig that Aggie posted is a WOULD NOT.
And I also believe the lead singer for Against Me is getting his dangly bits lopped off as well.
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:31 am
by Protobuilder
Ed Zachary wrote:TOM's posts are definite WOULD. The manbearpig that Aggie posted is a WOULD NOT.
And I also believe the lead singer for Against Me is getting his dangly bits lopped off as well.
Whew, heard from EZ. Has Proto been able to post since this thread showed up?
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:01 am
by Holland Oates
Terry B. wrote:
Whew, heard from EZ. Has Proto been able to post since this thread showed up?
I've been working a lot of hours and so sleeping a lot in turn so not as much time to post. But I appreciate your concern.
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:19 am
by baffled
You know. Every now and then, I forget how fucked up all of you are.
Then threads like this happen.
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:27 am
by Holland Oates
baffled wrote:You know. Every now and then, I forget how fucked up all of you are.
Then threads like this happen.
Says the nigger flirting with Terry B. and Proto on the Terryfetish thread.
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:29 am
by baffled
Ed Zachary wrote:baffled wrote:You know. Every now and then, I forget how fucked up all of you are.
Then threads like this happen.
Says the nigger flirting with Terry B. and Proto on the Terryfetish thread.
I'm sorry for somehow getting into the weirdest back and forth I've seen on here since you and BD argued over who's the top wearing the meat suit.
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:10 am
by Kenny X
Ed Zachary wrote:TOM's posts are definite WOULD. The manbearpig that Aggie posted is a WOULD NOT.
And I also believe the lead singer for Against Me is getting his dangly bits lopped off as well.
You are correct!
...and LOL "manbearpig"

Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:18 pm
by Holland Oates
baffled wrote:
I'm sorry for somehow getting into the weirdest back and forth I've seen on here since you and BD argued over who's the top wearing the meat suit.
Don't act like you didn't like it. You're a 1/4 nip so you're a 1/4 pervert minimum.
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:43 pm
by Protobuilder
Ed Zachary wrote:baffled wrote:
I'm sorry for somehow getting into the weirdest back and forth I've seen on here since you and BD argued over who's the top wearing the meat suit.
Don't act like you didn't like it. You're a 1/4 nip so you're a 1/4 pervert minimum.
1/8, luv.
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:11 pm
by Holland Oates
Terry B. wrote:Ed Zachary wrote:baffled wrote:
I'm sorry for somehow getting into the weirdest back and forth I've seen on here since you and BD argued over who's the top wearing the meat suit.
Don't act like you didn't like it. You're a 1/4 nip so you're a 1/4 pervert minimum.
1/8, luv.
Damn it. Twice as much of a perv. Wait. What?
Re: The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:35 pm
by DARTH
P.I.S.S. = PEOPLE INTO SICK SHIT.
That's us!
