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VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:32 pm
by DARTH

Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:44 pm
by baffled
Are you actually too fucking stupid to embed a video, or are you trying to get proto to click a link?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ18t3uNiI4[/youtube]

Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:00 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
I have that on Blu-Ray...it's not half bad.

Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:30 am
by Kenny X
baffled wrote:Are you actually too fucking stupid to embed a video, or are you trying to get proto to click a link?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ18t3uNiI4[/youtube]
http://www.tasteofhome.com/Recipes/Make ... wberry-Pie

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Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:40 am
by DARTH
Click the link you lazy cunt.

Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:48 am
by Blaidd Drwg
DARTH wrote:Click the link you lazy cunt.

figure how to embed you lazy fuck

Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:49 am
by baffled
Yeah you harelipped dick licker. Learn to embed!!!!!$#1#$!@!!

Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:44 am
by DARTH
baffled wrote:Yeah you harelipped dick licker. Learn to embed!!!!!$#1#$!@!!

Just say thank you for bringing you this nice, relaxing clip.

Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:37 pm
by Bobby
I`m with DARTH on this one.If the kids aren`t in I am useless with embedding.

Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:09 pm
by TerryB
that pie looks pretty fucking sweet

recipe?

Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:14 pm
by Kenny X
protobuilder wrote:that pie looks pretty fucking sweet

recipe?
Ingredients
1-1/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
3 tablespoons cold butter
3 tablespoons canola oil
4 to 5 tablespoons buttermilk
FILLING:
1/2 cup sugar
2 tablespoons cornstarch
1 cup cold water
1 package (.3 ounce) sugar-free strawberry gelatin
4 cups sliced fresh strawberries
1/2 cup reduced-fat whipped topping
Directions
In a large bowl, combine the flour, sugar and salt; cut in butter until crumbly. Gradually add oil, then buttermilk, tossing with a fork until dough forms a ball.
Between two sheets of lightly floured waxed paper, roll out pastry to fit a 9-in. pie plate. Transfer pastry to pie plate; trim to 1/2 in. beyond edge of plate. Flute edges.
Line unpricked pastry shell with a double thickness of heavy-duty foil. Bake at 450° for 8 minutes. Remove foil; bake 5-7 minutes longer or until lightly browned (cover edges with foil during the last few minutes to prevent overbrowning if necessary). Cool on a wire rack.
For filling, in a small saucepan, combine sugar and cornstarch. Stir in water until smooth. Bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Cook and stir for 2 minutes or until thickened. Remove from the heat; stir in gelatin until dissolved. Let stand for 15 minutes.
Place strawberries in a large bowl. Add gelatin mixture; gently toss to coat. Pour into crust. Refrigerate for 4 hours or until set. Garnish with whipped topping. Yield: 8 servings.
Nutritional Facts
1 piece with 1 tablespoon whipped topping equals 255 calories, 10 g fat (3 g saturated fat), 12 mg cholesterol, 150 mg sodium, 39 g carbohydrate, 2 g fiber, 3 g protein.
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Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:17 pm
by Bobby
Be careful Proto,there are berries in that pie!

Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:39 pm
by Turdacious

Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:53 pm
by Kenny X
Turdacious wrote:Mmm. Strawberry pie.
I'm so glad I click links!

Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:10 pm
by DARTH
See.

Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:49 pm
by TerryB
I just can't eat the whole thing at once.

I should be fine.

Re: VIOLENCE!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:16 pm
by Kenny X
protobuilder wrote:I just can't eat the whole thing at once.

I should be fine.
I'm legit making one of these fuckers right now, and I do plan on consuming the entire thing, off of the shapely ass of a beautiful, buxom blonde, in one sitting.