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Strong Style China

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:22 pm
by Fat Cat
Divorces are never pretty, but this one is pretty ugly. A man from northern China divorced and sued his wife for being ugly. He won $120,000 in the lawsuit and has once again made the world question the validity of phrases like “marriage” and “love”.

The northern Chinese man, Jian Feng, married his wife and was reportedly absolutely in love with her. Soon, as will happen, she became pregnant and gave birth to a baby girl, which was when the problems arose for Feng.

He thought the baby was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified him. The baby resembled neither of her parents, so Feng demanded to know who the father was, because jumping to conclusions about your wife’s faithfulness is the obvious thing to do when you have an ugly baby.

As it turns out, his wife didn’t cheat, but did gloss over the fact that she had spent $100,000 on intense plastic surgery to severely change how she looked before she met him. It’s the kind of thing that can slip your mind on the first date. After his wife revealed this to him, Feng took the only right-minded course of action and divorced and sued her, claiming that she got him to marry her under false pretences. The false pretence presumably being that she was good looking. Incredibly, the (presumably male) judge sympathised with Feng and he won $120,000 in the case.

It’s usually the victim of court cases that you’re supposed to feel sorry for, but it’s kind of difficult to feel sorry for the man who is angry at his beautiful wife for being ugly at some point in her life. If you’re going to feel sorry for anyone, feel sorry for their child, whom will forever be known as the baby that broke her parent’s marriage – with her face.

Re: Strong Style China

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:22 pm
by Fat Cat
Wife:

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Re: Strong Style China

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:23 pm
by Fat Cat
Baby:

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Re: Strong Style China

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:23 pm
by TerryB
KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Re: Strong Style China

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:25 pm
by odin
all babies are beautiful?? Bollocks they are.

Re: Strong Style China

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:26 pm
by Drew0786
How can I get in touch with this lady?
Any woman that can pay $100K for plastic surgery and $120K in a divorce settlement sounds like the kind of sugar mommy I'm looking for.

Re: Strong Style China

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:30 pm
by Fat Cat
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Re: Strong Style China

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:59 pm
by DARTH
Fat Cat wrote:Image

" Hey Wyatt, were you going? Come back here man!"

Re: Strong Style China

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:33 pm
by kreator
Why didn't the baby just get plastic surgery?

Re: Strong Style China

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:58 am
by Protobuilder
That's either an old story that is making its way into the English press or has happened before a few months back.

Re: Strong Style China

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:02 am
by Protobuilder
Terry B. wrote:That's either an old story that is making its way into the English press or has happened before a few months back.
Unable to find it though came across this.

Chinese reads that the only thing you need to be concerned about is explaining things to your children (from plastic surgery clinic).

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