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Hail Satan?
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:46 pm
by Holland Oates
http://news.yahoo.com/police-pastor-nor ... 01203.html
A North Texas pastor was killed Monday by an attacker who rammed a car into a church wall, chased the pastor and beat him with an electric guitar, police said
What the fuck?! Over.
Re: Elite Garbage
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:49 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
Sounds like he deserved it
Re: Hail Satan?
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:50 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine.
Re: Elite Garbage
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:57 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Sounds like he deserved it
My leading theories so far...
1. The Good Rev. Doctor stuck his hands down somebody's pants at some point, and now that somebody grew up and discovered that the only thing harder than a nigger's skull is an electric guitar.
2. The annointed pastor broke up with his music loving down low lover, and the spurned cock lover set out to prove that the only thing that sucks harder than his own saucer lips is getting beat to death with an electric guitar.
Re: Hail Satan?
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:06 pm
by WildGorillaMan
At least he died doing what he loved.
Re: Hail Satan?
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:08 pm
by Protobuilder
The suspect died shortly after being taken into custody? This story has a lot more than the Yahoo! story is saying.
Re: Hail Satan?
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:19 pm
by Kenny X
Probably went a little something like:
"THIS ONE'S FOR PETE TOWNSHEND, MOTHERFUCKER!"
...
Re: Hail Satan?
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:29 pm
by Turdacious
Terry B. wrote:The suspect died shortly after being taken into custody? This story has a lot more than the Yahoo! story is saying.
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Re: Hail Satan?
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:58 pm
by tzg
This is why guitars don't belong in church. Or any musical instruments, for that matter.
Re: Hail Satan?
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:29 pm
by snatch grip
Norman Greenbaum would be appalled.
Re: Hail Satan?
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:40 pm
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
snatch grip wrote:Norman Greenbaum would be appalled.
Anytime you can drop a Norman Greenbaum reference, do it.
Re: Hail Satan?
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:42 pm
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
Re: Hail Satan?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:51 am
by Protobuilder
Is the guy supposed to be a comedian or is that a kind of drunken rant?
