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***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:14 pm
by Fat Cat
The Walt Disney Company announced on Tuesday that it is purchasing Lucasfilm in a stock and cash purchase valued at $4.05 billion. The deal includes plans for Star Wars: Episode VII, which is in early development, aiming for release in 2015.
http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/10/30/d ... wars-film/
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:16 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:19 pm
by Kenny X
Episode VII? I'm still wounded from what Lucas did to Darth Vader in Revenge of the Sith. UNFUCKINGFORGIVABLE.
An I don't see Disney doing any better with the franchise.
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:39 pm
by DARTH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! !
(Shit breaks, walls crack and glass shatters at Darth's place.)
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:40 pm
by Turdacious
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:46 pm
by DARTH
Yeah, exactly! FUCK! I WANT TO BREAK SHIT!
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:54 pm
by DARTH
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:05 pm
by Pinky
The movie won't be released for three years, and the reviews are already terrible.
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:14 pm
by Pinky
This movie will finally answer one question that every true Star Wars fan has always wanted to know:
Who would win in a fight, Goofy or Jar Jar Binks?
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:22 pm
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Episode VII? I'm still wounded from what Lucas did to Darth Vader in Revenge of the Sith. UNFUCKINGFORGIVABLE.
An I don't see Disney doing any better with the franchise.
Episode I sucked, but I thought Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith kicked total ass.
What is this #7 shit even supposed to be about?
...and for the Donald Maul toy, Lucas said something somewhere along the lines of "I'm not a film maker, I market toys".
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:31 pm
by Crust Bucket
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:40 am
by Bram
Don't let Lucas direct, ban his bad ideas (e.g. Jar Jar Binks) and we could end up with with some good movies again.
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:43 am
by Fat Cat
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:04 am
by Protobuilder
ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:What is this #7 shit even supposed to be about?
Jar Jar is the only remaining Gungan following the destruction of their kingdom by the aliens from Space Jam. He teams up with the Ewoks and Jawas to save their way of life. More than 1k action figures are scheduled to be released.
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:07 am
by Kenny X
ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Episode VII? I'm still wounded from what Lucas did to Darth Vader in Revenge of the Sith. UNFUCKINGFORGIVABLE.
An I don't see Disney doing any better with the franchise.
Episode I sucked, but I thought Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith kicked total ass.
What is this #7 shit even supposed to be about?
...and for the Donald Maul toy, Lucas said something somewhere along the lines of "I'm not a film maker, I market toys".
I thought the back-and-forth with the "love story" between Padme and Anakin was total horseshit. What a fucking pussy. What a complete and utter bitch-boy he was! She immasculated him at every turn and he walked around half the time looking wounded and sullen and the other half of the time he was hot-dogging around like a 13 year-old showing off. RUBBISH!
Now, I'm not calling bullshit on your opinion that the flick kicked total ass. Because frankly, the special effects were fucking amazing, the fight between Palpatine and Yoda (I feel) bested some of the greatest standoffs of modern, special-effects-laden cinema- like Morpheus and Neo's duel in the Matrix (awesome scene in it's own right), and other such details YES, they did indeed kick ass.
But COMETHEFUCK ON! I'm a Jiu Jitsu white belt and I could have kicked Anakin/Vader's ass! Anakin/Vader with no cock and balls equals faggotry.
I grew up looking up to Darth Vader. That bullshit ruined it for me.
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:30 am
by Kenny X
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:47 am
by snatch grip
To play Devil's (Disney's) Advocate...Lucas was fuckin' up, Disney can't do much worse....and most of the Marvel films have been pretty good since Disney took over. My initial reaction was a big 'smh' but who knows? It could revive SW.
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:48 am
by Fat Cat
Exactly, the franchise is in the toilet, no reason not to try to resuscitate it.
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:56 am
by Protobuilder
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:57 am
by Protobuilder
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:00 am
by Protobuilder
snatch grip wrote:To play Devil's (Disney's) Advocate...Lucas was fuckin' up, Disney can't do much worse....and most of the Marvel films have been pretty good since Disney took over. My initial reaction was a big 'smh' but who knows? It could revive SW.
Pixar did fine after Disney acquired it and the Marvel films have pretty much all rocked.
Some of the books after Episode VI have been fine - lots of characters to include. I could imagine it being like the Star Trek or Bond series where you get a new film every 2-3 years forever, none particularly memorable but all financially viable.
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:03 am
by Kenny X
Fat Cat wrote:Exactly, the franchise is in the toilet, no reason not to try to resuscitate it.
Yeah but for 4 billion dollars?
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:20 am
by nafod
Pinky wrote:Goofy and Jar Jar Binks?
Insert "bonk-chicka-bonk-bonk" music here
It will only make the porn rip offs that much better.
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:10 pm
by Gin Master
Terry B. wrote:snatch grip wrote:To play Devil's (Disney's) Advocate...Lucas was fuckin' up, Disney can't do much worse....and most of the Marvel films have been pretty good since Disney took over. My initial reaction was a big 'smh' but who knows? It could revive SW.
Pixar did fine after Disney acquired it and the Marvel films have pretty much all rocked.
Some of the books after Episode VI have been fine - lots of characters to include. I could imagine it being like the Star Trek or Bond series where you get a new film every 2-3 years forever, none particularly memorable but all financially viable.
Agree with all of it. Ep. 2 and 3 were a visual treat with a neat story line, but the greatest film villain of all time was emasculated before our eyes. The dialogue, as usual, was also terrible.
Re: ***ATTN DARF YOUR HEAD MAY ASSPLODE**
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:37 pm
by Turdacious
Terry B. wrote:snatch grip wrote:To play Devil's (Disney's) Advocate...Lucas was fuckin' up, Disney can't do much worse....and most of the Marvel films have been pretty good since Disney took over. My initial reaction was a big 'smh' but who knows? It could revive SW.
Pixar did fine after Disney acquired it and the Marvel films have pretty much all rocked.
Some of the books after Episode VI have been fine - lots of characters to include. I could imagine it being like the Star Trek or Bond series where you get a new film every 2-3 years forever, none particularly memorable but all financially viable.
Very memorable.
