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IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:08 am
by Holy Cow
Seriously, I hawk hefty loogies all day long, every day, and I have for years. Breathing through my nose is never predictable -- sometimes both nostrils are hard to breath through, sometimes one of them is, and rarely they are both clear and I can take deep breaths with my nose. I don't smoke cigarettes, but cigarette smoke makes this problem much worse (like if I'm in a bar full of smoke for a few hours). If I'm particularly mucousy, I'll dry-heave at the end of a medium-intensity run, and it feels hard to breath until I can choke up a gelatinous cube.
Some things that I think might contribute: I drink a lot of coffee, and I drink dairy products with abandon.
Things like Neti Pots work well for me (I just do a saline rinse from a cup with a straw), but are temporary solutions.
What's the dealio?
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:52 am
by Turdacious
Tell your husband you're done swallowing.
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:53 am
by Holeyfraggaroley
Could be the dairy. Do you have allergies or been tested for them? Dust does it for me. I am also allergic to maple and birch trees and a mold that shows up from July to the first freeze. Either way it sucks.
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 4:27 am
by johno
Problem solved.
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:23 am
by Protobuilder
ImUndaYourBed wrote:and I drink dairy products with abandon.
Even if you hadn't volunteered this detail, it would have been my guess. The good news is that if this is your problem, it would probably be apparent within 10 days to two weeks of either cutting back or stopping.
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:23 am
by baffled
I'm pretty sure you have cancer
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:36 am
by Fat Cat
African AIDS, imho.
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:10 am
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
Fat Cat wrote:African AIDS, imho.
IDK, I heard if you got just a tablespoon of African AIDS in your butt you'd be dead in two weeks.
Probably cancer.
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:50 am
by Kenny X
All diagnosis of African AIDS an fellatio-gone-wrong aside, Dr. Agkistrodon is here and and I've got some good news for you:

Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 1:52 pm
by Holy Cow
Quit milk.
Quit swallowing African AIDS jizm.
I can manage at least one of these.
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 4:11 pm
by Pinky
Have you tried taking an antihistamine or a decongestant? What about AZT?
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:21 pm
by TerryB
oh god don't get me started on drinking milk
have I told you about my coworker's complaints?
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:36 pm
by Holy Cow
Pinky wrote:Have you tried taking an antihistamine or a decongestant? What about AZT?
If I get sick and have a runny nose or nasal drip in the back of my throat, I take Claritin D and it works like a charm. I don't take anything specifically for the problem in the thread title, though.
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:40 pm
by Holy Cow
protobuilder wrote:oh god don't get me started on drinking milk
have I told you about my coworker's complaints?
Do tell.
I love milk, and I've drunk it my entire life. If I have allergies to it, by now the allergies must seem like the norm to me. Giving it up would be really difficult, but I might have to at least see how I feel without it.
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:01 pm
by Pinky
ImUndaYourBed wrote:Pinky wrote:Have you tried taking an antihistamine or a decongestant? What about AZT?
If I get sick and have a runny nose or nasal drip in the back of my throat, I take Claritin D and it works like a charm. I don't take anything specifically for the problem in the thread title, though.
I think Claritin is intended for stuffiness related to allergies, which sounds like what you have. A decongestant or Muscinex can help clear things out too.
I also like neti pots and, during the winter, humidifiers. But don't buy one of the "cool mist" humidifiers. Look for one that produces steam and has warnings about catching fire on it.
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:11 am
by The Cunning Stunt
You're sure you don't have structural bidness going on?
Deviated septum, inflamed turbinates, both?
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:40 pm
by Holy Cow
I'll turbinate you if you ask me one more time about my structural bidness.
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:48 pm
by Holy Cow
The nose blockage is just one part of it. An equally frustrating part of the problem is the nasal drippage, a.k.a. loogies, a.k.a. AIDs cum.
Today is day 2 without dairy.
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:14 pm
by Andy83
I could tell youjust how to stop your problem but I don't feel like it. Hint: Deviated Septum. Backs up snot and goes down throat=loogie fun.......
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 9:13 pm
by The Cunning Stunt
ImUndaYourBed wrote:I'll turbinate you if you ask me one more time about my structural bidness.
Lack of milk getting to you? That happens to me too.
I'm going to have some chocolate milk now, actually.
Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:50 pm
by Holy Cow
Just joshin, ecalpal.
Today is day five without milk, half-n-half, or heavy whipping cream. I've had some chowder with cream in it, and butter is an ingredient in lots of food, but this kind of dairy consumption is minimal for me. I'm accustomed to drinking big glasses of whole milk, and my favorite coffee beverage is a breve, which is just a latte made with half-n-half.
Anyhow, I noticed a difference on day one. My nostrils have cleared right the fuck up. I am amazed, and I can't believe it took me this long to tinker with this problem, which has bothered me for over a decade.
So, what's the
deal with
milk?!

Re: IGx Diagnosis: Why do I hawk loogies?
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:59 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
Pasteurization changes the proteins, denatures them. You probably would be fine with raw milk. Alternately, try goats milk.